Asian Americans One of Most Liberal Ethnic Groups in US

Posted in Awesomeness with tags , , , , , on February 8, 2010 by Cbruhs

A recent Gallup poll reports that Asian Americans are:

Generally more Democratic and considerably less conservative than the rest of the U.S. population. In 2009, 61% of Asian-Americans leaned toward the Democrats, as compared to 49% of the total population.”

Only 24% of Asian-Americans lean Republican. 31% of Asian-Americans are liberal (compared to 21% of all Americans), 46% are moderate (compared to 36% of all Americans) and 21% are conservative (compared to 40% of all Americans).

So fuck those Crash and Joy Luck Club stereotypes that all Asian Americans are socially conservative, ideologically close-minded, cantankerous traditionalists who only look out for themselves and hate gays and pretty much everyone else. Most of us are left-leaning progressives…even radical revolutionaries. And that don’t just apply to the Cal grads — but includes me and you…yo momma and your cuzin’ too.

And don’t forget our legacies in the Civil Rights, Third World, and AsAm Movements.  With Asian Americans the 2nd fastest growing minority in the US (the fastest in SoCal) — and projected to double in size between 1990 and 2010 — ya’ll better turn out to vote and the Repubes better run for the hills.

A Moment of Zen with AzN: Thunder-Thunder-Thunder-Thundercats!

Posted in Appropriation with tags , on February 7, 2010 by aznheartthrob

People will be doing this ish up until a movie is finally made.

Thanks KiDJaundice.

ABDC Season 5: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Posted in Awesomeness, Bitch please! with tags , , , , , , on February 6, 2010 by aznheartthrob

The Good: French-Canadian Vietnamese Thien-Linh “TL” Truong from Blueprint Cru.

TL is second from the left. duh.

The Bad: MTV misspelling TL’s name:

Not how you spell Thien-Linh Truong

And the Ugly: Legendary Seven’s Black Chinaman logo:

Only E-Knock can find a way to simultaneously offend two different races with one logo.

Kristin Kreuk on Chuck. Boyhood Dreams Come True

Posted in Awesomeness with tags , , , , on February 6, 2010 by aznheartthrob

Although Smallville started sucking the last, ohhh, 5 years, one thing remained constant: the hotness of Kristin Kreuk. I couldn’t stand her in the arms of Lex Luther (hell, I couldn’t stand her in the arms of Clark Kent either), so I stopped watching despite Lois Lang also being almost as hot. But KK went on to better things (yes, I gave a RAVING review of Chung Li: The Street Fighter Story, cause they just don’t make em like they used to now that Seagal and Van Damme are irreverent). Now this Vancouver native is finally leaving her Chinese Canadian roots and REALLY entering Hollywood by showing up in a cameo on Chuck (Smallville was filmed in Vancouver. nerds). So check her out here while Hulu still has her episodes up. And maybe now that she’s actually physically in California my chances of wifeying the KK jump from 0.000002% to 0.00001%.

AzN doesn't like her in the arms of Chuck either.

Friday Fuckery: Extreme Makeover-Chinese Jessica Alba Edition

Posted in Bitch please!, Friday Fuckery, WTF?!, booshit, fucktards with tags , , , on February 5, 2010 by Cbruhs

After leaving her boyfriend, a 21-year-old woman in China wants to undergo extensive plastic surgery to look just like Jessica “Don’t call me a Latina!” Alba. Apparently the guy was obsessed with all things Alba, and this is her last-ditch attempt to win him back (is it just me or does she already look a lot like her?).

I don’t think I need to explain why this one is filed under Friday Fuckery and Bitch, please! Even the director of the Shanghai Time Plastic Surgery Hospital said: “…if she wants to totally look like Jessica Alba, I would think she is still not confident of herself and that she needs to solve this problem psychologically.”

A Chinese girl who wants to look like a Latina who wants to look like a white girl. Well, they do already have some things in common: A desire to look like an entirely different race and an aversity towards breaking things off with douchey men.

But to really be like Jess, homeslice needs to blame her “puffy lips” and obesity on her ethnic side, cultivate a penchant for fugly sweaters,  reinforce ugly stereotypes about her people, and get a platinum blonde dye job (not just a wig honey!) that is totally inconsistent with her skin tone and features. Also, play an airhead sexdoll in (sometimes racist) shitrag flicks like The Love Guru and Into The Blue (both nominated for a Worst Actress Razzie Award).

But unlike Alba, I recommend this chick STAY broke up with the dicktard… although a swift reunion of her foot with his nuts would be acceptable. Cbruhs Breakup Guide 101 out.

Black History Month Tribute to the 1968 Olympics

Posted in Awesomeness with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 4, 2010 by aznheartthrob

Just a friendly reminder to y’all that February is Black History Month. One of BcB’s favorite blogs, P is for Props had a tribute to the 1968 Olympics’ heroics of Tommie Smith and John Carlos on the medal podium. If you’re interested in the history behind the statement, come down to sunny San Jose to visit the SJSU campus where a statue of Smith and Carlos (both products of SJSU’s “Speed City” track team, coached by Lloyd (Bud) Winter) was built in 2005. Its been a long time coming…

Gay Dating Website’s Super Bowl Ad Determined Too Gay for TV

Posted in Bitch please! with tags , , , , , on February 4, 2010 by aznheartthrob

For those of you enjoying the Colts vs Saints Super Bowl Sunday excitement this weekend (I’m talking about the ads, cause it was pretty obvious who the final teams would be), take a look at this ad for mancrunch.com, a Canadian-based gay male dating website. Their ad was rejected by CBS for “financial reasons”. But we all know the reason why it was rejected by the network: cause its not ABC/cause the gay dudes are rocking Vikings and Packers jerseys cause it was too gay for America.

CBS, do you really think America is not ready for something like this? You can show two women fighting each other, ripping clothes off in a Budweiser ad, but you can’t show two guys who are barely making out? Coming from a network who’s best actor, two-time Emmy nominee Neil Patrick Harris in How I Met Your Mother, is openly gay, I find it hypocritical and just plain unfair that you have a double standard that’s there to please Middle America. I’ll be sure to peep the commercials you DO approve to see what kind of ish you think American can handle.

Thai Hipsters(?)

Posted in Awesomeness, For Your Consideration with tags , on February 3, 2010 by Cbruhs

In case you thought hipsterism was an affliction of the Willyburgs and Echo Parks of postmodern Western urban centers, feast yo peepers on THIS!:

Images via SPIN Magzine’s new global music site SPINearth.tv

The horror! There’s hipsters on Thailand! Although maybe we’re just projecting our own definition of “hipster” here. I wonder if Thai nationals consider these folks hipsters. Or if the people in the pics even consider themselves hipsters. Maybe they have their own term for it. Like ‘modishes’, or ‘voguettes’. Or uh, ‘Thaipsters’.  Anyhoo, my roomate sez these pics look just like his dad back in the day in Bangkok. So, who knows. But what really matters is — looks like they’ve got the better drugs!

Certified Virgin: Make it Official

Posted in Creeptastic with tags , , , on February 3, 2010 by aznheartthrob

YEA! Me and my girl have done everything BUTT sex. Did I just misspell BUT? My bad! WINK WINK ;)

I wish I had thought of that line, but I didn’t. It comes straight from a website called certifiedvirgin.com, a purveyor of certificates to unofficially announce the retention of your purity. They don’t actually check under the hood like the good ole days (you won’t believe how many “put in the butt” jokes I heard when I was chillin’ in Provo, Utah) so I’m not sure how certified this can be. Its not like the PSA-certified sports card process that would probably rate my beloved Randall Cunningham rookie card as a PSA-3. It looks more like a honor system kind of thing… Maybe these certificates should come attached to dowries and be PDF-ready for Match.com or eHarmony.com profile uses? I’m just sayin’. Either way, I wished we had this website when I was, umm, 16. But we barely had the internets in 1996, when my history class would go online in a datacenter at Liccardo looking for information on the McCarthy era and end up with nudie picts of Jenny McCarthy.

GO!STYLE: Saturday, February 5 in SF

Posted in Awesomeness with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 3, 2010 by aznheartthrob

BcB favorite Sheng Wang will be hosting GO!STYLE with Ali Wong at the Palace of Fine Arts here in SF on Saturday, February 5. RAMA and viveSF are hosting this Asian American variety show. The show features local, pan-Asian American performing artists including Sheng Wang, Magnetic North, Ali Wong, Goh Nakamura, Michelle Martinez, The Odds Dance Crew, Tattva Dance Academy, and Loa and FuiFui Niumeitolu.

Go for the great line-up, or for an AzN spotting…