The Yellow Peril x Oakland’s FeelMore510 Giveaway Collab

Posted in Awesomeness with tags , , , , , , , , on January 20, 2012 by aznheartthrob

As part of the release of their fabulous Yellow Peril Dildo, ChimCo is teaming up with THE #1 Adult Boutique Shop in Oakland, FeelMore510, to giveaway a handful (pun intended) of dildos during their celebration of Lunar New Year! That’s right folks, no joke: FREE DILDOS, all week long! For more information on how to get your hands on a Yellow Peril at FeelMore510 (pun intended once again), check out their website or Facebook or Twitter.

FeelMore510 in Oakland (1703 Telegraph Ave), the best place to find luxury sex toys, literature, artwork and all you need for a feelgood night:

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Sh!t My Asian Dad and Your Asian Dad and Everyone’s Asian Dad Says

Posted in Awesomeness with tags , , , , , on January 26, 2012 by aznheartthrob

The irony of writing this post is that I’m at a random cafe in Cupertino right now and just ran into my friend Craig’s Asian Dad. Said hi to him and he said all kinds of sh!t that you can see in this:

Just how accurate is this? and is the dad Vietnamese or Chinese? Yes, yes, and yes is all I can say.

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Happy New Year from BCB (and Prez Obama)

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on January 23, 2012 by Cbruhs

Happy New Year! According to the Year of the Dragon, 2012 is a time to be bold, start a new business, and pop out babies (and if you’re still single, to once again gloat over the fact that you get to hoard red pockets instead of give them out. The mun-mun-muny, the yen and the pesos!).

BCB wishes all our readers a 2012 filled with happiness, success, and just a tad less to bitch about. And Mr. President himself wishes you a very happy New Year too:

恭喜發財! Gong Hay Faht Choy! Chúc mừng năm mới!

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Pop-Up Retail in Oakland

Posted in Awesomeness with tags , , on January 19, 2012 by aznheartthrob

You can listen all you want to the NY Times and their travel rankings (Oakland at #5), the Town is big and there can’t be a Michelin Star restaurant in every neighborhood. There are a lot of holes in Oakland and one of the biggest ones that residents and outsiders constantly mention is a lack of retail opportunities. Whether you’re Christmas shopping or trying to buy basic necessities, its a whole lot easier to hop in a car and drive to the Oakland/Emeryville border and shop at Target, which ain’t going to fill the Town’s coffers with that tax/money dollars. Which is why this PopUpHood idea is ingenious. The basic is giving business owners a 6-month amnesty on rent but the upside is filling up those empty storefronts with viable businesses. One of the first is Manifesto Bicycles, one of my favorite bike shops ever. Its main location is near MacArthur BART, but that’s way too far to go to regularly. Which is why the new location in Historic Downtown Oakland is B-O-M-B. Take a look at this video for more info on how they put this together.

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Asians are Real Humans Too

Posted in Barf Me Out, Bitch please! with tags , , , , , , , , , , on January 17, 2012 by aznheartthrob

What is it with Swedes and fetishizing Asians? First it was Lizbeth’s girlfriend in Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and now its Real Human, the Swedish knockoff of NBC’s Beautiful People. We get it, she’s a robot that’ll be great raising kids AND great in bed for pops. BEST lines from the trailer:

Dad: Relax, it can shop, do dishes!
Moms: Its a sex toy!!

(later that night)

Dad: Its past your bedtime, Tobbe.

Classic Swedish cinema. Did I tell you how my friends just came back from Stockholm and were physically accosted everywhere they went for being Asian? YAY SWEDEN!

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Download this FREE Calendar Courtesy of Mari/Tad Designs

Posted in Awesomeness with tags , on January 16, 2012 by aznheartthrob

You want a free calendar? Of course you do! How you might ask? Well, head over to http://www.tadashidesign.com/2012_Calendar.pdf and download the PDF and print it out at your local Kinko’s. Too cheap to print out? Just use it digitally! The calendar is courtesy of my favorite designers from Van City, Mari and Tad, and every month is a completely different design. March doesn’t get any better than this:

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Friday Fuckery: Shit White Guys Say to Asian Girls

Posted in AUDACITY, Awesomeness, Douchebaggary, Friday Fuckery, Old white dudes with hawt young Asian chicks, white ppl booshit with tags , , , on January 13, 2012 by Cbruhs

You know it was only a matter of time. And luckily, this video is done very well. And how do we judge that? Because this shit is true — and because it’s true, it’s funny. And a little sad. But you know…laugh to keep from cryin’ and all that jazz!

Real talk. Cheers to you, Cindy Fang of Grumpy Panda!

Now someone should step up and do a “Shit White Guys Say…to Asian Guys”. Or “Shit Asian Girls Say…to Asian Guys”. Even more real talk!

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THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME DRUMMER OF ALL TIME

Posted in Awesomeness with tags , on January 13, 2012 by aznheartthrob

SO AWESOME THAT I NEED KANYE WEST FONT TO EXPRESS MY TRUE EMOTIONS.

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Ali Wong on Are You There, Chelsea?

Posted in Awesomeness, For Your Consideration with tags , , , , on January 12, 2012 by Cbruhs

In case you missed it, funny-as-hell stand-up comedian and one of BCB’s fave people was on the TeeVee last night: Ali Wong!

Yesterday at the gym, while shambling half-assedly on the treadmill trying to ignore the smell of man farts to my left, I let out a HOLLA when I caught Ali’s lovely mug — as Chelsea’s best friend “Olivia” — on the pilot episode of Are You There, Chelsea? 

I’m a fan of both foul-mouthed babes, so it makes me all a-flutter to see Ali and Chelsea together, At Last! And she gets some serious screen time, so a big congrats to Ali.

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Lady Chinky Eyes On Colbert Report

Posted in booshit, Douchebaggary, fucktards with tags , , on January 11, 2012 by Cbruhs

By now, you’ve probably heard about last week’s incident where a New York Papa John’s employee identified a Korean American customer as “lady chinky eyes” on her receipt.

Not only has this received attention on assorted Gawker Media and Asian American blogs, but it’s risen to national prominence by appearing on the Colbert Report last night:

Yes Colbert! Hopefully this will help reinforce the message that this recent trend (also see Chik-fil-A’s “ching” & “chong” receipts…plus Chik-fil-A gets extra bogus points because they’ve donated millions to anti-gay groups) is all sorts of fucked up. And if you’re one of those people that thinks we live in a post-racial, colorblind Kumbaya society, you need look no further than your local fast food joint for evidence that this shit permeates.

Thanks Char!

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