The Last Airbender: More Gripes

Posted in AUDACITY with tags , , , , , , , on March 11, 2010 by aznheartthrob

I know the whole “there’s no lead Asians” in the movie thing has been beaten to death. This isn’t what I was thinking about when I decided to write this. I just rewatched Slumdog Millionaires again and goddamnit it makes me so damn angry I ALMOST HAD TO USE KANYE FONT but decided against it. Hollywood takes the most famous Indian American director ever, M. Night Shyamalan, throws in the most famous Indian Brit actor today, Dev Patel, tosses in $250 million (for the trilogy, yea, they’re making three) and what you get is The Last Airbender. Really? You know how much Slumdog cost to make? $15 million. You can make 16.7 Slumdog Millionaires for the price of 3 Last Airbenders. To this day I still don’t know why M. Night would turn down Life of Pi for this crap just cause of the twisted ending stigma that he blew up in his last two movies anyway… And the freaking protagonist of Life of Pi is from the same damn city as M. Night: Pondicherry, India. How much more of a cosmic hint do you want M!

Tran Van Hay, the Man with Longest Hair in the World Dies

Posted in Creeptastic with tags , , , , on March 10, 2010 by aznheartthrob

Tran Van Hay, who stopped cutting his hair 50 years ago because he always got sick after hair cuts, passed away this week. He was 79 years old and his hair was long (22 ft) and sticky (resembled a boa constrictor). The man didn’t washhis hair in over a decade.

I Can Haz Minimum Wage?

Posted in AUDACITY, Inconsiderate-ness, Om Nom Nom with tags , , , , , , on March 9, 2010 by Cbruhs

Looks like Ben Huh, founder and CEO of the wildy successful Seattle-based Cheezburger Network (parent company of cult meme sites like LOLcats/I Can Has Cheezburger and FailBlog) is in a bit of hot water over his alleged labor practices.

Also a former member of Jamiroquai

Some have called out Huh and his wife (pictured above — also the HR Manager) on paying employees at or slightly above minimum-wage ($8.55), unpaid overtime, and severe workplace culture.

This ValleyWag article provides more anecdotes from people who say they are former Cheezburger Network employees.

Cheapskate, shrewd businessman, or someone folks just love to hate? Pleez contribute your comments in the LOLcats vernacular only.

via Gawker

The Recipient of the 2010 “Not Wes Anderson” Award Goes to…

Posted in Appropriation with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 9, 2010 by aznheartthrob

Autumn de Wilde for her short movie/commercial for the Oliver Peoples Spring 2010 collection starring Elijah Wood and Shirley Manson (damn does she look good in this video). Autumn de Wilde is most famous for being friends with directing/photographing Elliott Smith, Jenny Lewis, The White Stripes, Fiona Apple, Beck, Elliott Smith, Spoon, The Raconteurs, Rilo Kiley and Death Cab for Cutie, but she wins this year’s “Not Wes Anderson” award for not physically being Wes Anderson. Congrats Autumn, although everyone out there that isn’t Wes Anderson is a candidate for the “Not Wes Anderson” award, you were the best of the best this year for not being Wes Anderson. Forreal.

Model Minorities: Cbruh’s Two Cents

Posted in For Your Consideration, model minority with tags , , on March 8, 2010 by Cbruhs

Las week, AZN introduced our new series “Model Minorities” with an inaugural post on Aussie model Jessica Gomes. Now it’s my turn to weigh in, and provide some context for the decision to start this thang. After all, just because we both rep BCB doesn’t mean we have to always agree.

“Model Minorities” was in part prompted by recent articles on the heels of New York Fashion week about the declining diversity of runway shows. The idea was that we would research (google) Asian American models, see how many we could find (would there be such a dearth we’d have to look to Asian models in other countries?), promote them on BCB, and have a little fun with it.

I do wanna add a disclaimer: I have mixed feelings about even doing a series featuring models — since I think it’s a stupid institution that reinforces unrealistic expectations of beauty and body — especially impacting women. And that sometimes it feels like women of color are just jockeying for position to be equally as objectified and sexualized as white women.

That said, there’s also a need to provide more visibility for APA folks in areas typically dominated by white people — fashion and modeling included — and this is an industry that’s not likely to die out anytime soon. Plus, who doesn’t enjoy a heapin’ helpin of eye candy now and then?

So I personally wanted to find a way to walk the fine line between fightin’ the power and reinforcing it — and I know I probably picked the worst topic to try and politicize, since part of a model’s job is to be ogled and lusted after.

Back to AZN’s Jessica Gomes post — I let him know I was bothered by certain parts of it — namely the identification of which parent was from where, and how “those countries sure go together like chicken and rice!” I wanted “Model Minorities” to help raise the visibility of folks who are normally not sexualized (Asian men) and post in a less predictable and stereotypical way on those who are hyper-sexualized (Asian women and mixed folks) — rather than exotifying the “Other” or valuing women based upon how they’ve been historically colonized. Equating Gomes’ ethnicity to food is too often done to Asian women and multiracial folks, and the pinpointing of her particular “mix” in direct correspondence to her attractiveness smacks of exotification (I do realize that writing about females is more challenging given the gender dynamics — with male models you can be all “yowza woohoo hawt! etc.” without coming off too creepy).

And since our goal was to feature those most under-represented, personally I would have picked a “full” Asian model (especially for the series kick-off), since mixed models are already sought after in fashion and media (in this limited sense, I agree with Yuey’s comment). So that’s my long-winded and over-intellectualized way of saying: it made me feel kinda icky.

Going forward, who knows if either of us can avoid such pitfalls when writing about models, but we’ll see where it goes.  Thoughts, folks?

Kid Cudi + Drake + Champagne + Skinny Suits = Happiness

Posted in Awesomeness with tags , , on March 6, 2010 by aznheartthrob

Hey fellas! Can we do this? Button up some black skinny suits and head to a club, buying up all their bubbly and spraying it all over ourselves? This just looks like damn fun. seriously.

Friday Fuckery: Find a Roomate for Dr. Chynn!

Posted in All Class, Awesomeness, Friday Fuckery, WTF?! with tags , , , , , on March 5, 2010 by Cbruhs

Wow. This is just…wow. Gawker brings us a post they’ve dubbed the “Best Roommate Ad Ever”…from none-other-than infamous eye surgeon Dr. Emil Chynn (who once had an ice-statue made of his beloved dog Hershey):

Titled “FREE STUDIO ON PARK AVE FOR PERSONAL ASSISTANT!”, the post offers a free studio apartment in the basement of his office building in exchange for services as a “personal assistant.” (Women only!) Including: Spending an hour “either walking on my back… or if you are more than 115, you can just give me a deep masage.” Plus, helping him tidy up “my ski house, my beach house, or my other beach house.” Also, finding him a girlfriend: “Part of your assignment will probably be to reactivate my match.com profile and troll for dates for me, as i don’t really have the time to do this properly.” A daunting task, but if you succeed in finding Chynn a woman he eventually marries, you are richly rewarded—by his parents: “my parents will give you a reward of $10,000 in cash, ie bills, so that’s a bonus!” We have spent enough time researching Dr. Chynn to suspect this is likely true. Chynn states that your duties as his personal assistant do not include “ANYTHING SEXUAL.”

Gives so much and asks so little

Like I said– WOW…….what a freakin’ BARGAIN! New York rents being what they are, I may just apply for this gig myself. I’m already quite adept at “trolling” the internets and bars for boos, and moving crap from one spot to another in multiple beach and/or ski houses don’t sound half bad. And this wouldn’t be the first time someone has requested that I step on them with platforms…although my pesky habit of relentless snacking may disqualify me from that 115lb weight limit. But that “deep masage”… as a certifiable germaphobe, I’mma need a few more specs on that one. Does it require skin-to-skin contact? Can I use a prosthetic hand in lieu of my own? How about a 10-foot-pole? Good luck with that one, Dr. Emil Chynn!

Ed Wang in the NFL Combines

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on March 4, 2010 by aznheartthrob

Pretty cool (and quick) interview with Va Tech’s Offensive Tackle on switching from Tight End to OT and being the first full Chinese American to get into the NFL. On a side note, I spent the last 18 years thinking Eugene Chung, also out of Va Tech (what is it with this program recruiting Asian American ballers?) was Chinese, only to find out he was the first Korean American in the NFL when he was drafted by the Patriots 13th overall… Also ironic since you think of the shootings when you think of Asian and Va Tech.

Click for the interview with Ed Wang from NFL Videos

Thanks Cbro!

How to Make it in America

Posted in Awesomeness with tags , , , , , on March 3, 2010 by aznheartthrob

Why watch HBO’s new show about a pair of hustlin’ denin designers in NYC? Cause Kid Cudi, Shannon Sossamon and Bryan Greenberg are starring in it (am I the only one that watched Unscripted when it was on?). Cause this is Entourage in NYC. Just a little more grimier with plenty of eye candy and scenes on all the NYC streets, from Canal to Smith. And although Aloe Blacc lowered the Black population in Portland by double digits when he moved to LA, his theme song for How to Make it in America, I Need A Dollar, is worth watching every episode for alone.

You can watch all the HBO episodes for free online at HBO’s legit site, you just need to register: http://www.hbo.com/how-to-make-it-in-america/episodes

Jesus “Crosses” the Finish Line at the Tokyo Marathon

Posted in AUDACITY, Awesomeness with tags , , , on March 3, 2010 by aznheartthrob

Yes, that’s the best pun I could think of on the fly.

Jesus at this year's Tokyo Marathon

Thanks eP!