Welcome to a new feature at BCB, where we “review” (bitch) about trailers and previews for upcoming films and TV shows…Trailer Parkin’! Let’s hit the road!
CBRUHS: Yo AZN, check this preview for the upcoming CW show Beauty and the Beast…starring Kristen Kreuk:
CBRUHS: So…I thought Beast was supposed to actually look like a beast.
AZN: Don’t you see his scar? He’s a monster!!
CBRUHS: Whatever, the old one was so much better (just ask my moms, who used to make me watch it). Dude looked like a retarded lion in a busted burlap sack at a Ren Fair, and they still managed to make him appealing. Uh, I think I’ll go add that to my Netflix queue right now….
AZN: The ’80s version. With Linda Hamilton. Kristen Kreuk as NYPD is the most unbelievable casting I’ve seen by the Cdub.
CBRUHS: This is the second show from CW with an female Asian American protagonist. The first was Maggie Q as Nikita. It should be noted that both are half-white, and paired with white men as romantic interests.
AZN: Where’s Russell Wong when you need him? Retirement home?
CBRUHS: This new B & B also reminds me of that tween movie Beastly. That guy just had some face tattoos and scars but he was still fuckable (if you ask me the scars and tattoos make it more so), it’s not like he lives in the sewer and is covered in hair. Whatever happened to that real Quasimodo, man-monster shit? But the premise of these new shows is that they are somehow horrible-looking to everyone else, but these hot ass women still find it in their hearts to be attracted to them. Hm, Beastly also had a half Asian American female lead, Vanessa Hudgens.
AZN: Speaking of Vanessa Hudgens, I just watched Charlie St. Cloud with Zac Efron and I didn’t hate it.
CBRUHS: Sometimes it’s like I don’t even know you anymore.