This Is Not A Post About Trey Songz (But I Wish It Were)

Who is Trace Cyrus? I dunno…um I think he’s related to that yodelin’ hillbilly stripper ragamuffin. He looks like this:

Quite unfortunate. And that is an Indian quill breastplate. Seriously.

Now, who is Brenda Song? OK, I think she’s in the Mickey Mouse Club or somesuch?

The google tells me she is a Hmong/Thai American actress, former child model (best job title ever) and indeed has been named “Queen of Disney” by Cosmogirl Magazine (this exists? Barf.) for her roles in shows such as The Suite Life of Zack & Cody and The Suite Life on Deck.  And — oh yea! — she also broke out of the kiddie stuff and into the mainstream with her nuanced portrayal of “Batshit Crazy Slutty Stalkerish Asian Girl” in The Social Network.

But what I’d really like someone to fill me in on is:  how did THIS happen?

Now I like a guy with tasteful neck tattoos just as much as the next gal, but C’MON. This is just douchebaggery to the fullest.

Gross relationship update via Dlisted

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