Wow. A 16-year-old boy fixing to jump off a bridge was saved by a stranger who convinced authorities she was his girlfriend in order to get to him. Apparently the 19-year-old girl had tried to commit suicide herself, and told her story to the boy in an effort to dissuade him. Then while she planted a big ol’ smackeroonie on him, the authorities rushed in and dragged him over the rail. PWNED!
Apparently this is a way more effective technique than the standard “talking someone down”. ¡Y que romántico! Get ready for the K-Drama re-make starring Lee Yo Won and Bae Soo Bin. And I know I’m being a total asshole here, but can this new kiss-whisperer thing be my job?