And Now a Word From Justin Chatwin’s Hair

Dear Readers of BicoastalBitchin’,

y’all are some haters! Forreal! Talking all that shit about me when I played Goku’s hair in DragonBall Z Evolution. You know how hard it was for me to play Goku’s hair? Y’all know Goku was Asian right? And I had to ACT like Asian hair! I had to be dyed, teased, waxed and hairsprayed to get it like that. I get it! You really wanted John Cho’s hair to play Goku’s hair, but guess what, John Cho’s hair ain’t gonna get you the box office numbers that Justin Chatwin’s hair was gonna get you. And you know what, it don’t matter that I bombed at the box office, cause I met this girl’s hair on the set. Wait, you don’t know who’s hair I was dating?

You ever seen Real World San Diego? The hottest new Korean 귀여운 소녀 since Grace Park revealed she was a Cylon? Yea, that’s right. I win. The rest of her isn’t bad either. But how would I know. I got chopped off after the movie premiere and William H. Macy’s hair gave me lice.


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