Oh hey there! By this point, are you tired of hearing all the flap about what a crap fiesta The Karate Kid remake is? I don’t know about you, but I don’t even need to see it to be convinced: TWO THUMBS DOOOWWWN! Welp, since there’s nothing I can possibly add to the dialogue, I will just leave you with this:
And also, this:
Christ almighty the Pinkett-Smith kids look obnoxious. Somebody gong that child’s outfit, please. Or um, shoko it. Whatever.
Quick! Name ten things that aren’t Jackie Chan! Harder than it looks, eh smartass?