Friday Fuckery: The Definitive History of Asian Men Dating Outside Their Race

For this week’s FF, I’m re-posting a piece from the men’s mag Complex: “Yellow Fever! The Definitive History of Asian Men Dating Outside Their Race“.

Be warned – I’m no fan of the juvenile and borderline misogynistic captions that refer to having sex with a woman as “smashing her” or state how “French women always get it in”…and I’m not too sure if illustrious former Presidential Cabinet Member Norm Mineta would appreciate Complex’s description of his wife as a “blonde ex-stewardess who found her way into his cockpit”.  Also gross: their suggestions for alternate titles to the film Catfish in Black Bean Sauce: “Egg Roll Buried in Onion.” “Dumplings Dipped in Caramel.” “Ginseng Root Inside Warm Chitlins.” Ugh. No thank you.

Anyhoo, if you can ignore that, “The Definitive History…” makes for an interesting and somewhat-encouraging read to while away your Fuck Off Friday Afternoon (and for a d-bag rag, surprisingly sympathetic to the Asian Man’s sexual plight). Yo, did they get some Asian brothers infiltrating their staff or something?

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