What’s up with all these boyfriend pillows lately? Are they like blow-up dolls for women? While we’re at it, let’s combine one unnervingly creepy trend with another: Twi-hards!
Yes, it was only a matter of time before someone invented the Edward Cullen half-man half-pillow “for all the Twlight-crazed lonely women in the world”. Now, if these “manllows” were a bit more LIFE-LIKE (maybe comes with a cotton stuffed dong? What?) and looked a little less like a bleached E.T. mutant lump with a face that your 8-year-old cousin drew on with a Sharpie, it might be slightly less terrifying. Slighty. I know this thing’s probably meant to be a joke, but do you really wanna wake up with that next to your face? What ever happened to just taping the latest poster from Tiger Beat on your pillow?