Cute girl. Unfortunate combination. You know what I’m talkin ’bout. Dooo yoooo seeee whut eyeeee seeee??
Girrrrl…Not. Those. Shorts. With that bike. Not today. Gross.
Update: Folks, by “unfortunate combination”, I was referring to pairing poom poom shorts with a flesh-colored, tapered bike seat. As you have witnessed, this results in the illusion of a wiener just a’ wavin in the wind. That’s right – IT’S NOT REALLY A DONG. Gawd people, what kind of gal do you take me for? I would never post a nekkid wang on the internets. NEVER.
Until after MLK Day.