Friday Fuckery: Do You See What I See?

Cute girl. Unfortunate combination. You know what I’m talkin ’bout. Dooo yoooo seeee whut eyeeee seeee??

Choosing the Right Bicycle Seat

Girrrrl…Not. Those. Shorts. With that bike. Not today. Gross.

Update: Folks, by “unfortunate combination”, I was referring to pairing poom poom shorts with a flesh-colored, tapered bike seat. As you have witnessed, this results in the illusion of a wiener just a’ wavin in the wind. That’s right – IT’S NOT REALLY A DONG. Gawd people, what kind of gal do you take me for? I would never post a nekkid wang on the internets. NEVER.

Until after MLK Day.

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