Friday Fuckery: GaGa Kitty


Hello Lady GaGa,

I kinda am in awe of and hate you at the same time for living my dreams. I mean — in my head — this is my prom, wedding, and Inauguration gown combined. Have you been eavesdropping on my thoughts? You do look mighty bitchin’, even if your cleave is a bit lopsided.  Much preferable to that Kermit monstrosity, though I honestly wish you woulda stuck to that instead of stealing my thunder. My heart twinges with bitterness.

Yours truly,


p.s. So, um….could I uh, borrow that dress next Friday? I got this blind date….


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