Hey, sexy lady. Want some bamboo? It’s really fucking fresh!
Boom! The fucking flavor is exploding in my beak!
Or this one, which is exactly what runs through my head every single time I eat anything:
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
What am I going to do when all this fucking delicious food is gone?
For fuck’s sake don’t think about it. Just keep nibbling and nibbling and nibbling and nibbling.
In my humble opinion, whoever started this site should be rich, and this person is probably my soulmate.
Someone wanna capture the inner thoughts of this ravenous woodland creature (watch your fingers!)?: