Friday Fuckery: Rise ‘N’ Shine in Five

Man, if only I could get my ass out of bed and ready for work in five minutes, my life would be so much better:

Although, I’ve totally already mastered the 7-second food-face-cram at 3:24. Oh, and the 2-second flash disrobing at 0:20. Except I call it the “Hellooo Daniel Liu“.

Next imma work on my no-handed pants shimmy, seen at 1:34 and and 4:47.  This might be a bit difficult with skinny jeans and a fat azz. 

Peep the demos at the end ya’ll, and take the first steps toward realizing a more efficient, resourceful, and fulfilling existence.

Thanx Moms & Aunt Carina

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