Another Republican Role Model for Family Values

Where to begin on story? It’s like a cycle of hypocrisy with these phony baloney republican bastards. First, they stand on their grounds as the champion of family values. Deny those sick sick gays their right to legally be married. F those anti war protestors and their communist unpatriotic sentiments towards this country. All you good for nothing poor lazy immigrants need to learn English and get a real job, like me. I AM the textbook example of good wholesome family values, just look at how I live in the suburban comforts of my Orange County domicile. Then when my wife and kids are fast asleep, I’ll screw any hoodrat ready and willing to even look twice at my fat hairy ass.

Done. Rinse. Repeat. Next Republican Please.

So this dumbass wasn’t claiming that he was hiking the Appalachian trails , nor was he openly admitting to screwing and falling in love with his BFF’s wifey , nor was he the silent client of a high price escort service … No this guy takes the cake (and his fatass would eat it too).

Assemblyman Michael D Duvall, R-Yorba Linda

Assemblyman Michael D Duvall, R-Yorba Linda

Republican Assemblyman Michael D. Duvall, at a public hearing, thought he was slick and privately boasting about his sexual trysts, but little did he know that his wired mic was on, thus revealing his very explicit encounters with not only one, but two females. Cheating on his wifey and his mistress…my my…gotta love those family values huh?

Here’s a little blurb of what came out of McNasty’s mouth:

“She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday–a lot! And so she’ll, she’s all, ‘I am going up and down the stairs, and you’re dripping out of me!’ So messy!”


You can read the rest of his word vomit here.

One of Duvall’s biggest supporters and allies is the Capitol Resource Institute (CRI), a conservative watchdog organization for “family values” in Sacramento. Peep their website. Props to their marketing person for strategically posting up photos of families of all different races…they even managed to squeeze in an interracial family. Love it. Too bad all that marketing does nothing for you when your president goes out there and completely discredits your organization and its mission by saying shit like this, “For the last two years, he [Duvall] has voted time and time again to protect and preserve family values in California. We are grateful for his support of California families.”

So next time you repubes want to question how other families decide to live their lives, make sure your home is tiddy first. You don’t want shit dripping up and down your stairs. GROSS!


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