NSFW: Sulu from This Ain’t Star Trek XXX Probably Not Getting Any @$$

Come on! I saw the trailer for Hustler’s new Star Trek spoof NROP (backwards) called This Ain’t Star Trek XXX (like they can’t get sued over this) and I just KNEW my boy Sulu wasn’t going to be getting any action in it. COME ON!

I might have to do some "research" and watch this film to see if Sulu gets any Sasha Grey Vulcan ass.

I might have to do some "research" and watch this film to see if Sulu gets any Sasha Grey Vulcan ass.

He’s in ONE scene in the trailer and Kirk, Spock, Khan and even Bones get action but Sulu don’t? What gives! Damn you Hustler. I’m gonna DL this now instead of driving over to that spot on Telegraph Ave in Oakland with no windows and neon lights to buy the DVD.

If you dare to watch the “safe for work” trailer from YouTube:

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