A Real Life Asian Doogie Howser

Kate McLaughlin skipped 6 grades, went to Orange Coast College at the age of 12 (a campus where I like to scam for my future ex-Mrs. Nguyen — no need to change her last name…), graduated UC San Diego at the age of 17 (Go Tritons!), and now she’s heading to Northwestern for Law School. What a smart ass girl!

Her kid brother doesn't look like he got any of the smart jeans. Yea, I typed out JEANS! ESL BITCHES

Her lil cousin doesn't look like he got any of the smart jeans. Yea, I typed out JEANS! ESL BITCHES

I remember seeing these Doogie Howser cats on campus at Berkeley and thought it was sorta sad cause they’d always be jamming through Sproul Plaza and didn’t know damn near anyone on campus (who would you rather kick it with, a 14-year old National Merit Finalist or Malik from Real World: Return to NYC?). But to each his/her own. All I know is this girl is heading to Evanston from San Diego and those winters get helllas cold in Shytown… And I’m sure her moms and dads didn’t divorce cause they spent all her life trying to keep her “stimulated“. I’m just sayin’.

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