Real Life Quidditch

Quidditch: Much cheaper than reenacting the Tri-Wizard Tournament

Real Life Quidditch: Much cheaper than reenacting the Tri-Wizard Tournament

Wait, what? Quidditch isn’t real? You’re telling me I’ve been checking the mail for my acceptance letter to Hogwarts for 11 years and I’m never gonna get accepted and therefore will never get on the Quidditch team? Shiiiiitttt… Well I guess I’ll have to resort to the second best thing, amateur college Quidditch. Bored with the mundane tossing and catching ofultimate frisbees, geeks in over 200 colleges have banded together to create the Intercollegiate Quidditch Association. No Joke:

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They’ve got quaffles and bludgers and everything. And the Golden Snitch has been known to be a ball tied to a dog. Genius. So if you wanna play, you gotta attend one of those Old-Timey, 3rd tier Ivy League wannabe schools (I’m looking at you Middlebury, Vassar, etc…). Be sure to bring your A-game and your Nimbus 2010 (aka, your mom’s Dyson vacuum, painted jet black).

On a side note, I have a theory that they’ve been making Ginny Weasley look homely, only to unveil her as hot enough for The Chosen One in the last two movies: Buzzfeed’s “The Other Hot ‘Harry Potter’ Chick“.

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