Not really safe for work cause the Kool-Aid man is doing some crazy stuff in Second Life. After 4 minutes or so of flying, sky diving, and mechwarrioring, he’s dancing hyphy with a naked black dude (and Asian girl), getting rammed by a Lady GaGa wannabe, and housing with a werewolf in a gay bar (All in the last 1/4 of the 12+ minute video. If all this fun interests you, the Kool-Aid Man is available for tours on Second Life. And if you read this entire post and didn’t say to yourself, “What the hell is Second Life“, you’re a nerd. Thanks to Mr. Wang for the link.
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There’s a great piece about being a FOB on Goatmilk this week. Not initially what you might think of in terms of FOB, but the alien refugee aspect still applies. My Life as a FOB by Sara.
This week’s Friday Fuckery comes to you from Yum Yum and is AznHeartThrob’s first entry into this weekly fun filled extravaganza! There really isn’t any commentary that can be added to this clip other than yea, I totally was thinking along her lines too…
In case you were questioning whether bacon wrapped hot dogs in The Mission in SF were better than the ones in L.A., your question has already been answered, cause bacon is now banned from being sold on the streets of L.A. unless vendors purchase a $26,000 hot dog cart that stores the bacon properly. ppsshhhT! Like I’d want bacon wrapped hot dogs THAT clean? Thank god unlicensed vendors still slang sell the “danger dogs”… Too bad they get slapped with heavy fines if caught (and the vendors that abide by the law and sell dogs with no bacon get NO love). New laws that indirectly affect minorities like the Mexican Americans in LA? Gotta love the LA County Health Dept!
Check out Goatmilk: An intellectual playground edited by Wajahat Ali (writer, blogger, playwright extraordinaire) for a piece Cbruhs and AznHeartThrob did on Asian Americans in cinema as part of Waj’s new series, “Minority Report”, a series of blog entries on minority issues. Enjoy it here at GOATMILK.
And don’t forget to support his play, Domestic Crusaders, playing at the Nuyorican starting on September 11.
OK, first thing’s first: EW EW EWWIE EW OMG AGH MY EYES WHY JEEBUS WHY OH THE HUMANITY GROSS OUT TO THE MAX BARF EW.
Secondly: As if the visual weren’t bad enough, why in the EFF is this monstrosity called “The Concubine Masturbator“?! CONCUBINE!? Really?? What about this suggests anything “Oriental” or Asian at all? I guess all it takes is a mutant hermaphroditic mashup of sex organs in order to be associated with Asian female sexuality (and what’s with the weiner on top?).
Call it a random misnomer, call it a Freudian slip, call it straight up racist perversity — this shit is one big mess of AW HELL NO mixed with revolting and topped with creepy to the degree of infinity. I didn’t think it could sink much lower than your standard blow-up doll, but apparently I have sorely underestimated the depths of sicko inventiveness. Can we at least come up with a new name for this Frankenstein fuckery?
Thanks to GMoto for this one. Its hard to blame Pixar on this one since they didn’t ACTUALLY release the movie with Russell looking like a World War II anti-Jap ad, but it looks like everyone’s favorite Wilderness Explorer was originally designed looking a lot more offensive as seen from the blog of a former production designer:
ROOK Mr. Frederickson! Dirt!
I WILL KAMAKAZI BOMB ROO MR. FREDERICKSON!
So the NY Times article that shows “development” sketches of Russell (below) was BS cause the pictures above really depict what they were thinking Russell was gonna look like…
Developmental sketch of Russell officially released in New York Times...