AzN met a sweet Floridian family today while down undah. White, mom/dad, daughter/son. Daughter looked like the kid from Little Miss Sunshine. Glasses and all. It was us 5 and another Asian dude on a tour.
Dad: I’m Mike, that’s my son Mark, my wife Anne, and my daughter Annika.
AzN: I’m Vu. You guys are so cute, all M’s and A names!
Dad: Where you from?
AzN: San Francisco, and you?
Dad: Florida, just outside Ft. Lauderdale. How about you (looks over to other Asian guy
Elvin (like the huxtable in-law): Hi, I’m Elvin.
Dad: Where you from Alvin?
Dad: Funny, you don’t look like you’re from Alabama (smirks and looks at family for a chuckle. Awkward silence. Turns to Aussie tour guide and says, he’s not your typical Alabaman, he must be a doctor where he lives).
(Elvin is a professor at the University of Alabama)
Floridians at home, ruining Presidential elections. Floridians abroad, out to ruin us all.