The New Palm Pre Allows White Women to Control Asian Dancers

For those of you that pre-ordered the new iPhone 3GS, y’all are missing out. Cause the Apple iPhone don’t do what the Palm Pre does: Control Asian dancers with an amazing Ap showcased in a new Palm ad:

I think the Ap is a little deceiving cause you probably already need to have a few hundred Chinese people to be present in order to control them with your phone. Maybe buy the Palm Pre, plus the Ap and head over to a major metropolitan city with a Chinatown and see what happens?

Not sure how a Sunnyvale company like Palm, Inc. approved this ad (it does make me really appreciate Apple ads though). Maybe their marketing department has been driving a little too often down Highway 237 to Milpitas Square for Chinese Muslim noodles, Mayflower dim sum, hot pot, boba tea, and rice rocket accessories. Thus are the dangers of being influenced by your surroundings in Silicon Valley.

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One thought on “The New Palm Pre Allows White Women to Control Asian Dancers

  1. I get Tibet-o-phile vibes from this, from the voice-over and mountainous nature in the clouds location. Everything flows together in harmony, like exotic Buddhism. Using this product will enlighten you.

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