Friday Fuckery: Your Awkward Family!

Since it’s Friday, I know you’re in want of reasons to turn work labeled “Urgent” into “Can Wait Until Monday”. May I present these precious moments of family togetherness for your perusal and amusement, courtesy of www.awkwardfamilyphotos.com. Behold!

Uncle Muscles never misses an opportunity to disrobe

Uncle Muscles never misses an opportunity to disrobe for the gun show.

Don’t judge. You know we all been there. From your Pop in short shorts and tube socks during an early ’80s backyard BBQ to the fuzzy-focus JC Penny $19.95-including-wallet-size Family Portait that hangs over your fireplace to the Barbizon School of Modeling-inspired Glamour Shots photo sesh you took at the mall with your cuz. I’m sure you could contribute some real humdingers to the site, even if you have to scan them from your old stockpile of purikura Pochacco stickypics.

However, I take exception to the designation of this photo as “awkward”. I think a more apt descriptor would be: TOTALLY FUCKING BOSS.

This is what MAGIC looks like, fools.

This is what MAGIC looks like, fools.

Like, can I get adopted into this family? They are the very quintessense of FABULOUS.  It makes my heart hurt.

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