Friday Fuckery: The Wang of the Nation

This is equal parts genius and grody, my fave combo. If Jersey is the armpit of America, then according to this MTA map, Brooklyn is the…well, you can see for yourself:

Insert joke involving Flatbush or Ridgewood here

Insert joke involving Flatbush or Ridgewood here

Of course Manhattan is the main attraction and BK is the lesser accessory, the uninvited twins, and the ‘hoods that take way too much effort to mess with.  Yes, I’m talking about commute time, pervs. And where Staten at?

Fellow NYCers, in which part of the male junk system is your subway stop situated?  Looks like I’m roughly somewheres around the, I believe the scientific term for it is, “peehole”. AKA prime real estate in accordance with its central and convenient location. Again — commute time!!!  Now can someone please design an NYC fla-fla map?

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2 thoughts on “Friday Fuckery: The Wang of the Nation

  1. i’m located where the tip meets the balls, right where it gets all sweaty when its hot and you’ve been running. you know what i’m talkin bout cbruhs.

    I took the A train to Rockaway today btw.

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  2. no, i don’t. i never run.
    thanks for ruining my appetite for the rest of the week.
    from one corner to another- yr such a ball-trotter!

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