We calling you two out
Long & Pointless Sarah and Akymbo of bicoastalbitching.blogspot.com, the good folks of Bicoastal Bitchin, who started off a good half year before your site started, are willing to battle it out for the BcB title. Since we, too, are on both coasts, we are willing to meet in any of the following neutral sites, conveniently located near San Diego, The Bay Area, and/or New York City:
The weapons of choice will be Trivia Night at a neutral bar or Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. Or, if God willing, you are ready to accept a Dance Battle. Or maybe a drumline off?
Why are we doing this? Cause you are sick, sick people who blog about lepers, sex, and Fascism. But worst of all, when someone accidentally Googles “Bicoastal Bitching”, the correct spelling of our glorious site, instead of “Bicoastal Bitchin”, they get your site. Which is what this blog post is for. Hopefully now we’ll get some “Bicoastal Bitching” Google searches, and all will be well in the universe. Again. Blog War has begun.
pppssstt. Down here.
To whichever Bicoastal Bitch that’s in NYC, let’s get us some drinks! I’m in Brooklyn, but I can meet you in Tribeca or Chelsea or wherever you are… ok, you know how to reach me. bye.