While Billy Corgan has gotten a little um, odd in the last uh, decade — he’s still kinda untouchable in my book for, y’know — just about everything the Smashing Pumpkins ever released. And Tila, well…she a ho. Yeah, I guess they’re both technically “musicians”….but SPs has sold over 18 million albums in the US alone. Tila’s classy single “Stripper Friends” didn’t even register on the charts. Apparently the fauxmosexual’s next opus will be titled: “Tila Tequila: I Have Tourettes”…among other things, I’ll bet. Then again, Billy did date Courtney Love back in the day, so maybe he’s just got a taste for the ca-ca razy with a side of hot mess and dollop of boob job.
Seriously, what do they talk about? Do they just awkwardly stare at each other? Complain about their celebu-angst? Compliment each others’ under-appreciated genius and talent? Cook up kooky projects and collabs? Maybe this’ll turn into some gross self-congratulatory concept band a la Perry & Etty Lau Farell, where they just sing about how hot their relationship is:
A gal can dream, can’t she? And lets hope it’s made into a reality show available through basic cable.