Cody: Dude, like, I smoked a whole bowl last night and I totally had a trippin dream. Like, I dreamed that my friend, this one Asian chick, like, did all the Presidents.
Chad: What what? Woah. That’s a trip man. So she went through all 44 Presidents? nutso. So did she, like, do the two terms Presidents twice and ish?
Cody: Man, I don’t know, but I had my girl paint what it was like:
Chad: OH SNAP! You should totally have her paint some more, man. I’d pay to see Obama Ba-rock her world.
Cody: Dude, that was a horrible pun. My girl, Justine Lai painted all of her Presidential escapades, but you probably shouldn’t look at them if you’re at work and stuff: justinelai.com/works.html. She went to Stanfurd, so she must know what she’s doing, right?