Japanese Boob Clawing Arcade Game

Not to be mistaken with fellow BcB founder, C-boob-slanger, this Japanese claw game replaces the typical Batman plush dolls with something a little more close to the heart of mens. Plush BOOBS! Thanks Gizmodo, this isn’t something Engadget would take on, but your blog is all about the hard hittin’ tech news.

I'm having trouble thinking of something witty to say cause of the boobs. Arrrrghhh. Boobs! Machine! Claw! Boobs!

I'm having trouble thinking of something witty to say cause of the boobs. Arrrrghhh. Boobs! Machine! Claw! Boobs! NARF!

Boobs. Soft as a bag of sand. My hands? Metallic and limp like these stupid carnival claws. I’m not sure how this country went from the greatest modern day Asian imperalistic power and almost turning the entire Asian region into the land of the rising sun all the way to slanging boob claw machines and forcing the government to create commercials to deter Japanese schoolgirl panty vending machines:

At least this is a GAME at the Japanese arcades. In between educating my Japanese brohams on DJ-ing skillz and dance techniques, they can get some hand eye coordination by grabbing plush boobs with a metal claw so they can, umm, train to grab some real boobs? Cause buying panties from a vending machine just doesn’t teach a kid a damn thing other than money can buy you anything you damn well want…

Thanks Eva. You know you gotta send sh!t like this to me whenever you can! You’re lucky JPizzle is here at the boba tea place with me! And hell yea AzN kicks it at boba tea places bitches. I’m legit, forreal forreal.

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7 thoughts on “Japanese Boob Clawing Arcade Game

  1. and as an added bonus, “tora tora tora” is what the japanese said after they bombed pear harbor to mean “surprise attack complete”….oh no they di’nt! not to my aina!

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