Behold! the wonder that is Ely Kim: footfire starter, boy genius, god among men. Set in 100 different days and locations, his moves know no bounds: he can freak out, vogue it, saltshaker, and pop dat booty: peep Days 13, 38, 64, and 92 for a sample of this dancin’ machine. Sasha Fierce just got schooled with 100 lessons in Magnificent. Just goes to show — you can spaz out alone in your room or your parents’ den, wearing a kitten t-shirt, and still be a fuckin’ pimp. Thanks for the nod to all us basement headbangers, E. Warm it up Kim!