Learn from the Legend that is Michael Phelps

F the gold medals and Olympic records. I just got an ad in the mail for a motivational speakers seminar.  And I want to learn the real Michael Phelps. So I’m going to this:

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I want to learn how to hook up with AzN women with fake chi chi’s (cha cha’s?) and smoke the sticky icky out of a bong. And I wannabe an underwater Christ figure with a bulge. And Speedos. And a waterproof condom cap.

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One thought on “Learn from the Legend that is Michael Phelps

  1. That “Get Motivated” seminar looks like a joke.

    A pothead (Phelps), a war criminal (Colin Powell), a dweebish rich guy (Steve Forbes), and some other random Whitebread mofos are motivational speakers.

    They’ll get you motivated alright … to give Tamara Lowe all your money!

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