I can never tell whether she’s one or the other… But I do know one thing. Welcome Miley, you are now the youngest member of Bicoastal Bitchin’s List of Hoe Bags! You probably lost out on the Kids Choice Award, but being a Hoe Bag makes up for it, no? If you did this while intoxicated, shame on you, you’re not legal to drank. If you did it sober, then, oh man, you have a long, long road ahead of you.