It’s no secret, thanks to Best Week Ever’s widely publicized photos of you gallivanting about town, collar a-popped, trucker hat tactically askance, that you’ve made your foray into douche territory. However, your most recent pursuits have truly solidified your status as Lord of All Things in the Realm of Douchedom:
You’re dating an Asian Girl.
But not just any Asian girl – nay, Butters – a super porny one. An overtanned, Vegas cocktail pushin, Tila Tequila wannabe.
A skeezy men’s mag-posin’, cliched belly-ringin’, “bad girl”-tatted, silicone-titted, hoodrat brokeass Asian Girl. A Disgraced Asian. Meaning none of us wants to claim her. SO predictable, Buttface. Well in that case, go ahead and help yourself to our leftovers. Since we ain’t dishin you any Respek.
I heard you even took your classy lady friend home to meet your wholesome, ever-supportive Momma for Thanksgiving weekend. Goodness gracious me! I’m guessing they discussed what it feels like to have “A Chicos kind of day” or perhaps “a Herpes outbreak kind of day.” Oh, to be a fly on the wall.
In summary: Gross. You two truly deserve each other.