Oh hell no. Crazy bugeyes is all decked out in racial drag for this blockbuster straight-to-dvd release:

Who sits like that? GAIJIN FAIL!
Apparently storyline goes: bouncy gaijin girl follows boyfriend to Nippon, gets dumped, comes under sage but stern tutelage of cranky Ramen masters, [insert slapstick comedy and crude culture clash/Engrish jokes here], out-Japs the Japanese with her special tear-infused broth, finally becomes celebrated as glorious shining star of the Orient by all the diffident locals, blahdee booshit blah….
What is this, a watered-down Tampopo rip-off? Oh well, at least her Korean-Japanese love interest (let’s start taking bets on whether they even get it on) is hotness. Now would you rather watch 8 Mile or this? Anybody want to do a viewer’s commentary with me? I’ll bring the Franzia. Anybody?













