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Friday Fuckery: Ramen Girl

Posted in Appropriation, AUDACITY, Bitch please!, booshit, Creeptastic, Friday Fuckery, please!, WTF?! with tags , , on June 5, 2009 by Cbruhs

Oh hell no. Crazy bugeyes is all decked out in racial drag for this blockbuster straight-to-dvd release:

Who sits like that?

Who sits like that? GAIJIN FAIL!

Apparently storyline goes: bouncy gaijin girl follows boyfriend to Nippon, gets dumped, comes under sage but stern tutelage of cranky Ramen masters,  [insert slapstick comedy and crude culture clash/Engrish jokes here], out-Japs the Japanese with her special tear-infused broth, finally becomes celebrated as glorious shining star of the Orient by all the diffident locals, blahdee booshit blah….

What is this, a watered-down Tampopo rip-off? Oh well, at least her Korean-Japanese love interest (let’s start taking bets on whether they even get it on) is hotness. Now would you rather watch 8 Mile or this? Anybody want to do a viewer’s commentary with me? I’ll bring the Franzia. Anybody?

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