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The Yellow Peril x Oakland’s FeelMore510 Giveaway Collab

Posted in Awesomeness with tags , , , , , , , , on January 20, 2012 by aznheartthrob

As part of the release of their fabulous Yellow Peril Dildo, ChimCo is teaming up with THE #1 Adult Boutique Shop in Oakland, FeelMore510, to giveaway a handful (pun intended) of dildos during their celebration of Lunar New Year! That’s right folks, no joke: FREE DILDOS, all week long! For more information on how to get your hands on a Yellow Peril at FeelMore510 (pun intended once again), check out their website or Facebook or Twitter.

FeelMore510 in Oakland (1703 Telegraph Ave), the best place to find luxury sex toys, literature, artwork and all you need for a feelgood night:

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Friday Fuckery: Sex Toy FAIL

Posted in AUDACITY, Bitch please!, booshit, Creeptastic, Friday Fuckery, fucktards, WTF?! with tags , , , on August 21, 2009 by Cbruhs

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via BuzzFeed

OK, first thing’s first: EW EW EWWIE EW OMG AGH MY EYES WHY JEEBUS WHY OH THE HUMANITY GROSS OUT TO THE MAX BARF EW.

Secondly: As if the visual weren’t bad enough, why in the EFF is this monstrosity called “The Concubine Masturbator“?! CONCUBINE!? Really?? What about this suggests anything “Oriental” or Asian at all? I guess all it takes is a mutant hermaphroditic mashup of sex organs in order to be associated with Asian female sexuality (and what’s with the weiner on top?).

Call it a random misnomer, call it a Freudian slip, call it straight up racist perversity — this shit is one big mess of AW HELL NO mixed with revolting and topped with creepy to the degree of infinity. I didn’t think it could sink much lower than your standard blow-up doll, but apparently I have sorely underestimated the depths of sicko inventiveness. Can we at least come up with a new name for this Frankenstein fuckery?

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