Archive for Michelle Phan

How to Apply Make-Up and Love Jesus by RiceBunny

Posted in Awesomeness, Baby, HAWTNESS with tags , , , , on April 29, 2009 by aznheartthrob

aZnHeartThrob is always on the look out for the next ex-Mrs. Throb. And I think I’ve found her: Southern Belle, Michelle Phan, aka Ricebunny.

Ricebunny, you provide the world much needed make-up advice on your own YouTube Page

You rock Batman t-shirts and play Street Fighter Third Strike and talk about unlocking characters on SFIV. You listen to OM Records artists like Samantha James (you Floridians love you them OM Records loungey ish don’t cha?) and have an oh-so soothing voice with a slight Yiet-na-mee accent that comes out when you use terms like “whispy”. But, alas, you’re ex-wifey material cause you still rock the Ed Hardy look (dammnit girl, purple does not go well with eagle or gold chain!):

michelle

Christian Audigier ruins lives.

 and the Jesus Love (yes, I went to her MySpace page and found this. I admit it):

jesus

Jesus holding Baby Jesus? This somehow reminds me of the always complicated time shifting John Connor plot lines in any of the Terminator films.

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