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Jessie Jackson Jr Blames China, iPad for US Recession

Posted in Bitch please! with tags , , , , , on April 18, 2011 by aznheartthrob

This is the second time in one week I’ve heard a Blame China rant when the topic should be the US recession. Seriously folks, we’re going back into the Cold War with these lame arguments. I’d like everyone to read up on what country would fall apart first if China were to tumble (if you said the US, you get a free Cup o’ Noodle).

I guess I can SORT OF understand his argument about importing jobs, but seriously, does JJJ really want Foxconn in his congressional district? Last time I checked, INNOVATION was the American economic spirit, not INDUSTRIALIZATION. What is this, Manchester in the 1800′s? Apple brings jobs to the US, not the other way around. Apple is the FIRST American company to create a piece of electronic that other companies cannot copycat or outright copy. See Samsung. When I was in Hong Kong this year, I saw really frustrated people working the counter at Golden Computer Arcade in Sham Shui Po cause for the first time, there was a product that was all over the world that couldn’t be knocked off and profited from. The iPhone’s interface, iOS and apps cannot be copied. Sure you can get a phone that LOOKS like an iPhone (See Samsung), but every iPhone sold is bringing $ back to Cupertino, California. Which is, last time I checked in American (and hella Asian yo!). Oh, and Steve Jobs called, he wanted to thank you for buying an iPad. Cause buying a Galaxy Tab is un-American (ring ring. hello? Oh, what? Google makes Androids and Google is an American company in Mountain View, California? hella Asians yo!

Apple Ends Lives.

Posted in Bitch please! with tags , , , on April 22, 2010 by aznheartthrob

Sure, an Apple engineer stupid enough to lose an iPhone 4.0 prototype at a Redwood City bar got his ass handed to him last week (who the F even kicks it in that town, really?). The talk was everywhere. NY Times. WSJ. UK Times. This Apple engineer pretty much ruined Apple’s summer by unveiling the iPhone at a random RDub City bar instead of allowing S-Jobs to drop the phone this summer with a “one more thing” moment at Moscone. Yes, he did. But did he run over to the Golden Gate Bridge and nosedive off? Did he commit Seppuku in front of the pagoda in Jtown? Drown himself in Lake Merritt? No, of course not. So what happened to a young women at the Foxconn factory that manufactures Apple products after she lost a prototype? SUICIDE. Isolated incident for the big ass electronics manufacturing plant with dormitories and dining commons? No. FOUR ATTEMPTED SUICIDES IN THE LAST 4 WEEKS. This can’t be a coincidence. There’s something going on. The pressure of releasing these babies, under a shroud of secrecy, in mass quantities at cheap pricing points is doing something to the human labor that actually churns things devices out. Maybe I’ll just wait until there’s not a huge demand for the iPad before I buy one…

Apple Disappoints the World, Disappoints Hitler.

Posted in All Class with tags , , , , on January 28, 2010 by aznheartthrob

Nerd Alert thanks to Lil Lisa.

NERD ALERT: iPhone vs. All Other Phones. iPhone Wins

Posted in Awesomeness with tags , , , on January 27, 2010 by aznheartthrob

There’s an Ap for That

Posted in Bitch please! with tags , , , , , , , , on December 19, 2009 by aznheartthrob

Say you’re a White guy working in finance in WeHo and you end up marrying a Chinese wife who keeps her ethnic last name, Cao. Is it no surprise that you own an iPhone? I guess not.

Click for the full video from Apple.com

Click for full video

And if you think I’m reading too much into this or how I know the guy holding the phone is White (Johnny Appleseed, generic Apple user extraordinaire), then we should meet up for drinks at BJs.

Bill Nguyen, CEO of Lala.com and Recent Moneymaker (Thanks to Apple)

Posted in Awesomeness with tags , , , on December 7, 2009 by aznheartthrob

Congrats to Bill Nguyen, Silicon Valley entrepreneur and CEO of lala.com for selling his streaming audio, Palo Alto-based company to Apple. Not only will you end up revolutionizing iTunes’s payment system and streaming audio potential, but you will (hopefully) be among many future Silicon Valley Vietnamese Americans shaking their moneymakers.

I Am T-Pain

Posted in Awesomeness with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on September 5, 2009 by aznheartthrob

What took me hours to do using my trusty Mac and Garageband 09 was only $2.99 on the iPhone app store. Yes, indeed, I did buy the I Am T-Pain autotune app cause:

1. It uses the real Antares Autotune tech straight from Ye and T’s studios (Hundreds of $$)

2. It allows people like me to sing some of my favorite autotune songs like Kiss Kiss Bartender

3. IT’S AN AUTOTUNE APP THAT LET’S YOU SING T-PAIN SONGS KARAOKE-STYLE!

Be sure to check out the AzN dude crooning Buy U a Drank:

Pixar’s Up: Before They Realized They were Being Racist

Posted in AUDACITY, white ppl booshit with tags , , , , on August 19, 2009 by aznheartthrob

Thanks to GMoto for this one. Its hard to blame Pixar on this one since they didn’t ACTUALLY release the movie with Russell looking like a World War II anti-Jap ad, but it looks like everyone’s favorite Wilderness Explorer was originally designed looking a lot more offensive as seen from the blog of a former production designer:

I'm not sure how Russell can speak with teeth like that.

ROOK Mr. Frederickson! Dirt!

I WILL KAMAKAZI BOMB ROO MR. FREDERICKSON!

I WILL KAMAKAZI BOMB ROO MR. FREDERICKSON!

So the NY Times article that shows “development” sketches of Russell (below) was BS cause the pictures above really depict what they were thinking Russell was gonna look like…

Developmental sketch of Russell officially released in New York Times...

Developmental sketch of Russell officially released in New York Times...

The New Palm Pre Allows White Women to Control Asian Dancers

Posted in Appropriation, Bitch please!, booshit, please!, WTF?! with tags , , , , , , , , , , on June 16, 2009 by aznheartthrob

For those of you that pre-ordered the new iPhone 3GS, y’all are missing out. Cause the Apple iPhone don’t do what the Palm Pre does: Control Asian dancers with an amazing Ap showcased in a new Palm ad:

I think the Ap is a little deceiving cause you probably already need to have a few hundred Chinese people to be present in order to control them with your phone. Maybe buy the Palm Pre, plus the Ap and head over to a major metropolitan city with a Chinatown and see what happens?

Not sure how a Sunnyvale company like Palm, Inc. approved this ad (it does make me really appreciate Apple ads though). Maybe their marketing department has been driving a little too often down Highway 237 to Milpitas Square for Chinese Muslim noodles, Mayflower dim sum, hot pot, boba tea, and rice rocket accessories. Thus are the dangers of being influenced by your surroundings in Silicon Valley.

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