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Model Minority: Kobe Bryant in the LA Times Magazine

Posted in Bitch please!, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on May 6, 2010 by aznheartthrob

I don’t know how much more I can hate this guy. From his on court Warriors-killing skills to his trip to Denver that weekend and now to this. A bizarre fashion shoot in the LA Times Magazine that has made many people, fans and enemies alike, slightly puzzled. I’ll tell you straight up, this makes me hate him even more cause the Lakers will be dismantling a Utah Jazz team that is pretty much the same team that beat the Warriors in 2006 and all anyone can talk about is this:

BUT the good news is that the internet and blogsphere have spun those pictures into gold:

Thanks to Props, CB, King Most and NEAATO

Arizona Trying to Ban Ethnic Studies Programs

Posted in Bitch please!, Uncategorized with tags , , on May 5, 2010 by aznheartthrob

Lost in the shuffle of the state’s immigration law is an AZ initiative to ban Ethnic Studies Programs in the state’s public schools. As someone that has been pulled over by state troopers in AZ for driving while Asian (remember that shit Bry Bry???) and a product of an Ethnic Studies program, I’d like to say “AAAAHHHH HELLLLL NOOOO!”. Some choice words from this article, cause the folks that run that state are doing everything short of throwing a Clan-rally:

  • Arizona’s superintendent for public instruction, Tom Horne, has saidhe’s backing the measure because ethnic-studies programs encourage “ethnic chauvinism”; he’s also suggested that such programs could breed secessionist sentiment among Hispanic students.
  • Republican state Sen. Jack Harper also voted for the bill, saying that certain Hispanic-themed ethnic-studies programs are “trying to say that somebody who came to this country illegally is somehow oppressed. That’s crazy stuff.”
  • In another controversial shift in state education policy, the Wall Street Journal has reported that the Arizona Department of Education has begun telling principals to remove teachers who speak English with an accent from classes with students who are still learning English. Some school officials are complaining that the move will remove experienced teachers from classrooms that need them. Margaret Dugan, the state’s deputy superintendent of schools, told the Journal the request is “politicizing the educational environment.” “Teachers should speak good grammar because kids pick up what they hear,” Johanna Haver, an adviser to Arizona educators, told the Journal.

I would make fun of Johanna for spelling her own name wrong and using the phrase “speak good grammar” if it didn’t make me want to shed a tear for all the people of color that have to live in Arizona and listen to their leaders spit out hateful words. I’ll be the first Californian to say you’re welcome to our state with open arms! Just head west along I-8 or I-10 away from the burning crosses and white robes.

On a side note, props to the Phoenix Suns who will be playing the San Antonio Spurs tonight while rockin “Los Suns” jerseys to protest the immigration law during the Playoff game on Cinco de Mayo. The Spurs, who are no strangers to the Latino community themselves, also wanted Los Spurs jerseys but couldn’t get them in time for the game. I know I’ll buy one if its for sale: RICHARDSON on the back and LOS SUNS on the front.

Thanks EC!

Mickey Rourke as Genghis Khan. SERIOUSLY.

Posted in Bitch please!, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on April 28, 2010 by aznheartthrob

This shit got me so angry, I need to flip the KANYE WEST FONT ON. SERIOUSLY? MICKEY FUCKING ROURKE AS GENGHIS KHAN? CAN HOLLYWOOD PICK ANYBODY WORSE THEN MICKEY FUCKING ROURKE TO PLAY THE BADASS MONGOL RULER? I GUESS MICKEY ROONEY WASN’T AVAILABLE TO DO ANOTHER YELLOWFACE ROLE? HE’S ALIVE YOU KNOW, JUST READY TO POUNCE ON SOMETHING LIKE THIS CAUSE BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S WASN’T ENOUGH! BUT COME ON! MICKEY ROURKE!?!

YOU THINK DOOD LOOKS OKAY IN THAT PICTURE? I’VE SEEN THE MF’ER IN PERSON AT HAZE IN THE ARIA HOTEL IN VEGAS CUTTING IN LINE WITH SOME ANOREXIC MODEL. I LOOKED HIM IN THE FACE AND THOUGHT, “WHY IS THIS MUSCLED OUT DUDE WEARING A SAGGING SILICON MASK OF MICKEY ROURKE?” UNTIL I REALIZED IT WAS MICKEY F’N ROURKE. BUT SERIOUSLY, WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM HOLLYWOOD NOWADAYS. BETWEEN JAKE GYLLENHAAL PLAYING A PERSIAN TO ALL THE DRAGONBALL Z/LAST AIRBENDER CRAP, THIS SHIT WILL ALWAYS HAPPEN. WHAT’S ALSO GREAT IS THIS GENGHIS KHAN MOVIE IS COMING FROM THE GUY THAT DIRECTED RED DAWN. THANKS DOUCHEBAG!

BOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYCCCCCCOOOOOTTTTTTT! BOYCOTT THIS SHIT LIKE A CAN OF DOLPHIN KILLING TUNA  BOUGHT FROM A WHOLE FOODS IN ARIZONA.

Thanks to IB via current.com for the scoop.

Dear White Man: Don’t Mess with My Pho!

Posted in Appropriation, Bitch please!, Uncategorized with tags on April 27, 2010 by aznheartthrob

Dear White Man,

Don’t mess with my Pho. Why? Cause Vietnamese people don’t even get it right all the time. And its being sold in places it really doesn’t belong in. And cause your grandma said so.

Thanks Dizzzzzz.

Parallel Park and Motorbike WIN

Posted in Uncategorized on April 22, 2010 by Cbruhs

To all the haters out there who think Asian folks can’t drive:

WHY YOU CRYIN’? 2 Fast 2 Furious: Lil’-Drifters-in-Training-Whose-Dust-You’ll-Be-Eatin-in 10-Years Edition.

Also, this guy:

Ain’t no thang. Dude’s unflappable. He achieves a level of badassery that the Hell’s Angels would envy. Motor on you rulers of the road!

A Moment of Zen with AzN: Plastic Cutlery Dragon

Posted in Zen with tags , , , , , on April 7, 2010 by aznheartthrob

Plastic Cutlery Dragon

Via Buzzfeed by way of CbURhs.

Stop Appropriating Brazilian Culture Diplo! (NSFW)

Posted in Appropriation, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on March 31, 2010 by aznheartthrob

Although I do like your music, Diplo, I gotta say, you seriously have a Brazilian fetish that has gone way past any level of decency. It was great when you started incorporating Baile Funk into your Miami drum/bass/electronic beats. But now you’ve gone one step further and created a persona, Major Laser, which has not just appropriated the beats of the favelas, but the violence and sexualization that is part of genre. Baile Funk, which has some pretty nasty beats with lyrics about sex and violence to match, is a tricky thing to produce, especially for a White DJ like yourself, Diplo. And I’ve been able to accept your MIA beats cause its was candy coated. But when you start producing music videos like this (NOT SAFE FOR WORK):

I think you’ve gone too far in appropriating Baile Funk. Why? Cause you are a White American from Florida, and not an impoverished Brazilian living in the City of God. When will it be ok for you to produce and market this music as your own and not have it be a stain on your conscience? Maybe start off by reading Mike Davis’ Planet of Slums to get educated on the future impacts of informal housing and the rapid population rate of impoverished third world countries and then donate part of the proceeds from your albums to local music producers in Rio that you’re stealing from. Or travel back in time and have your mom and pops air drop you into the hills of Rio. Then we’ll talk. Regardless, I’m saving you from getting your ass beat down like this Brazilian reporter who was tortured and murdered in 2002 while doing an expose on Baile Funk…

My Favorite Comic Book of the Year…

Posted in Awesomeness, Uncategorized with tags , , on March 15, 2010 by aznheartthrob

…just became a movie. How can a comic book that has 8 total issues become a movie so damn fast? Cause its just that damn good.

Side Note 1: Hit Girl is the little girl from (500) Days of Summer. JG-L’s younger sis.

Side Note 2: my favorite book that I read this year was World War Z, which like Kick-Ass, was also bought up by Brad Pitt’s movie production company, Plan B Entertainment. Next thing he’ll buy the rights too? My book on Gnomes.

Ed Wang in the NFL Combines

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on March 4, 2010 by aznheartthrob

Pretty cool (and quick) interview with Va Tech’s Offensive Tackle on switching from Tight End to OT and being the first full Chinese American to get into the NFL. On a side note, I spent the last 18 years thinking Eugene Chung, also out of Va Tech (what is it with this program recruiting Asian American ballers?) was Chinese, only to find out he was the first Korean American in the NFL when he was drafted by the Patriots 13th overall… Also ironic since you think of the shootings when you think of Asian and Va Tech.

Click for the interview with Ed Wang from NFL Videos

Thanks Cbro!

Model Minority: Jessica Gomes

Posted in model minority with tags , , , , , , , , , on February 26, 2010 by aznheartthrob

This isn't a bikini.

Jessica Gomes is the first Asian model BcB is supporting in our new ongoing series: Model Minorities. Although I don’t believe in the Model Minority myth like any good Asian shouldn’t, I sure think there’s hella hot Asian models out there I wanna google support.

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