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Race and Jeremy Lin: A Compilation of the Best Articles This Month

Posted in Awesomeness with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on February 21, 2012 by aznheartthrob

There are a lot of Jeremy Lin articles out there. And by a lot, I mean A LOT. I was going to write about how we’ve followed his game from the Harvard v Santa Clara U match up with his parents all wearing We Believe shirts sitting in front row and the whole arena (which seats 2 people) chanting “Over-rated” to the time we saw his first play in a Warriors uniform (2 steals!). But instead, I decided to take all the articles I found the most relevant and interesting and wrap them up Christmas Eve-style for your viewing pleasure. I especially liked the ones sent to me by my friends who do not follow sports. So a few of these go deep into racial theory, which is still very new to me. So read these, and skip all the superfluousness ones about “Chink in the Armor” and enjoy. And if you need a quick primer to the Jeremy Lin Show (or basketball in general), check out this Linfographic and I promise you that will be the one and only Lin Pun I use:

Linfographic: Jeremy Lin’s journey, illustrated

Linsanity: There Goes the Neighborhood by Rembert Browne of Grantland

Asian Men Can Jump by Gish Jen of The New York Times

Will Lin-sanity tame Tiger Moms? by Jeff Yang of The New York Daily News

‘We Don’t Have Anything to Call Our Own Yet’: Jeremy Lin and Narratives of Achievement Among People of Color by Ryan Davis, Negro Sunshine (People of Color Organize)

Why Jeremy Lin Matters: Asian Male Image in the Media by Ky Phong Paul Tran of New America Media

But easily my favorite is the SNL opening last week that pointed out the double standard that the media has enjoyed when it comes to being political correct for African American athletes while totally disregarding Asian American ones. GO SNL: Saturday Night Live.

Friday Fuckery: Obama Booty Grab

Posted in All Class, Awesomeness, Creeptastic, Friday Fuckery, Hilarity, true wuv with tags , , , , , on February 17, 2012 by Cbruhs

While on a West coast fundraising tour, President Obama swung by unannounced to the Great Eastern Restaurant yesterday in San Francisco’s Chinatown to nab some takeout.

What ensued was a gaggle of ecstatic customers, a lot of handshaking, and a few old Chinese ladies partaking in a fistful of Presidential rumpus:

The expressions of the guy in the tan shirt and the Secret Service agent are the next best things about this photo.

Susan Walsh, Associated Press

That’s right, Chinese matrons appreciate a good ol’ rear squeeze as much as the next law-abiding, Buddha-revering civilian. But they have the cahones to do it brazenly in front of Secret Service, the American press, and their grandkids. And repeatedly:

Nothing woos a Prez like a flossin' COOGI sweater

Saul Loeb, AFP/Getty Images

Some onlookers will claim that such sweet seniors are virtuously bereft of all bawdy intent (or just short), but I say: THEY KNOW WHAT’S UP. If anyone is hip to using physical and social stature to honey badger through life — whither cutting in line at the bakery, running you over with a laundry cart, or taking the liberty to cop a patriotic feel, it’s your gangsta ass Ee Ma and Pau Pau. You know they’re gonna be bragging about their Mack Meemaw skills at the mah-jong table til next Lunar New Year.

Get some, golden gurls! I can’t wait til I’m an old Chinese lady and I can just grope with abandon, up to the very highest echelons of the American political system. Thus is the beauty and true meaning of democracy.

Cheers to Obama and the Granny Grab!

Thanks Sherilyn! – This seriously made my year.

source (and more heartwarming pics!): San Francisco Chronicle

ThrilLIN’: My First Knicks Game

Posted in All Class, Awesomeness, HAWTNESS, true wuv with tags , , , , , on February 16, 2012 by Cbruhs

It’s hard to believe that during the 5 years I lived in NY, I never saw the Knicks (not really, I’m the worst person to take to a sports performance. Er, sports show? Game, I mean sports game). But I finally had a big reason to go yesterday, and I’ll tell you what…all this hullaballoo about Jeremy Lin is called LINSANITY for a reason. And it wasn’t just Asians or my shameless butt going Linsane at Madison Square Garden last night.

Spot the CREED sign.

For real y’all, MSG was packed. The crowd was waving giant Jeremy heads, chanting “We Want Jeremy!”, rocking the 17 Jersey, and screaming “MVP!” in the streets. The knockoff Lin shirts being sold out of a duffel bag on 7th Ave were fought over like Tickle Me Elmos on Christmas Eve. A guy on the 6 train gushed that he had touched Jeremy…and I slooowlllly reached my fingertips out to his, E.T. style, as his girlfriend cut her eyes at me.

One of my favorite side effects of LINSANITY is the bumper crop of clever puns, written on countless homemade signs and displayed on the JumboTron. Some of my favorites:

“Every Day I’m HustleLin”

“Lin Yo Face”

“Lin be IlLin”

“Lin ‘Sync”

“Lincredible”

“To Linfinity and Beyond!”

“Lin-ternational Sensei-tion” (RACIST)

Although I was in section Pluto, row No Hopes of Ever Catching a Freebie From the T-shirt Cannon –  with the wizardry of an iPhone camera coupled with a pair of binoculars, I was able to capture the following JLin action shots:

YOU’RE WELCOME! I know it’s just basketball, but for me and many others, it feels like so much more. I can’t think of another time folks were so kray and ecstatic over an Asian American, and to see Lin’s face on display and hear his name shouted by thousands felt extraordinary (if overdue) on a visceral level. It felt like history was being made.

Thanks Vu for the last sign!

Hasan Minhaj on Jeremy Lin: Saying What We’re All Thinking

Posted in Awesomeness with tags , , , , , , , , , on February 9, 2012 by aznheartthrob

Best line: ‎”You cannot have a neck tattoo and get dunked on by a guy who took Calculus BC.”

Major Lazer x Banh Mi

Posted in Awesomeness with tags , , , , on February 9, 2012 by aznheartthrob

What’s better than Major Lazer and Banh Mi? Nothing. But together? Well…

Grace Lee Boggs Speaking in Berkeley Friday March 2nd.

Posted in Awesomeness, Happenins with tags , , , on February 8, 2012 by aznheartthrob

Grace Lee Boggs speaking in Berkeley on Friday March 2nd. What more do you want? Just GO.

For the first time in history, iconic activists Grace Lee Boggs and Angela Davis will share the stage for a conversation entitled “On Revolution: A Conversation Between Grace Lee Boggs and Angela Davis” on Friday, March 2nd at Pauley Ballroom, University of California, Berkeley from 4pm-6pm. More info here.

Friday Fuckery: North Korean “Take on Me”

Posted in Awesomeness, Fo Yo Ears, Friday Fuckery with tags , , , on February 3, 2012 by Cbruhs

Think you’ve heard A-ha’s “Take on Me” so many times that you’ll gouge your eyeballs out next time it comes on in the frozen meats section?  Well, you can handle hearing it once more, especially because this version is pretty boss. Five North Korean students cover the iconic ’80s song and enhance it in the best way imaginable…with accordions.

Now if only they could star in their own pencil-sketch/live action music video:

Soul Train and Cheryl Song

Posted in All Class, Awesomeness, FIRST!, HAWTNESS, This Will Make YOu Cry with tags , , on February 2, 2012 by Cbruhs

Yesterday, Don Cornelius, creator of Soul Train, passed away at the age of 75. R.I.P. Don, and thank you for giving my generation some of the best childhood memories and music programming of the ’70s and ’80s.

Some of you may also remember the lady with the majestic mane who was the first Asian American dancer on Soul Train (and was on the show for 14 consecutive years). Her name is Cheryl Song, and in addition to bringing the funk and the unbelievably dazzling outfits to Soul Train, she was a dancer in Rick James’ “Superfreak” video and apparently helped Michael Jackson work out The Moonwalk.

Just try to watch the following montage without repeatedly shouting “YES GIRL!” at your screen.

Cheryl now works for the Federal Air Marshall Service at LAX. Get down with your bad self Cheryl Song, and to Don Cornelius: in parting, we wish you love, peace, and soul.

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Thanks Louie!

Friday Fuckery: Mitt’s Office

Posted in Awesomeness, Causes Worth Your Cash, Friday Fuckery, HAWTNESS, Hilarity with tags , , , on January 27, 2012 by Cbruhs

Here’s yet another reason why I want to wifey up boyish, bushy-browed Justin Long:

Hilarious, foxy, AND lending his talents to a progressive political organization? This is why I keep hoping that “Long” is really an Asian name.

Thanks Sherilyn!

Sh!t My Asian Dad and Your Asian Dad and Everyone’s Asian Dad Says

Posted in Awesomeness with tags , , , , , on January 26, 2012 by aznheartthrob

The irony of writing this post is that I’m at a random cafe in Cupertino right now and just ran into my friend Craig’s Asian Dad. Said hi to him and he said all kinds of sh!t that you can see in this:

Just how accurate is this? and is the dad Vietnamese or Chinese? Yes, yes, and yes is all I can say.

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