Archive for June, 2010

Poke-A-Pella

Posted in All Class, Creeptastic, Nerd Alert with tags , , on June 30, 2010 by Cbruhs

Good job Danny Fong.

OhEmGee — I like to dance too Danny!! Where were you when I was in high school? I woulda totally asked you to Tolo and then treated you to a magical bounty of surf ‘n’ turf at The Sizzler and plied you with all the Kahlua your tween heart desired, sneaked from my parent’s booze bin. Actually, my game hasn’t changed much over the last 10 years.

Since I pride myself on journalistic integrity and thorough-ness, Danny, I clicked through to your profile. Your profile name is:  “daniscool99″.  Wowee! 99 also holds significance for me, as it’s the year I graduated…from…shaddup. But what is this “99″ of yours? Sweet Jay-zusss, is that your birth year?! And now I’m going to stop looking at your profile.

Um anyhoo, someone get this delightful embryo on Glee or something. Maybe cool it with the V-necks tho, Danny boy.

via Buzzfeed

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BCB Movie Review: Karate Kid

Posted in BCB Movie Review, Douchebaggary, WTF?! with tags , , , on June 29, 2010 by Cbruhs

Oh hey there! By this point, are you tired of hearing all the flap about what a crap fiesta The Karate Kid remake is? I don’t know about you, but I don’t even need to see it to be convinced: TWO THUMBS DOOOWWWN!  Welp, since there’s nothing I can possibly add to the dialogue, I will just leave you with this:

And also, this:

Yes, unconditional regard can be unhealthy. For your eyeballs.

Christ almighty the Pinkett-Smith kids look obnoxious. Somebody gong that child’s outfit, please. Or um, shoko it. Whatever.

Quick! Name ten things that aren’t Jackie Chan! Harder than it looks, eh smartass?

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pic via Dlisted

A Google Ad That’ll Make You Cry

Posted in All Class with tags on June 29, 2010 by aznheartthrob

That, or you have no heart.

Via JiP via Taiyo Na.

Top Ten Asian American Comedians of All Time

Posted in For Your Consideration, Guest Post with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 28, 2010 by Cbruhs

Re-posting this piece written by David Fung from MakeitintheMotherland.com. I’m not necessarily familiar with the work of every one of these comedians, but wanted to cross-post nonetheless.

Weigh in on your fave API comedians in the comments (I’d like to add Sheng Wang and Ali Wong to the list. Just sayin’!)

Top Ten Asian Comedians of All Time

For the past few decades, steady progress has been made in one of the last frontiers of Asian American occupation: the entertainment industry.  More recently, things seem to be approaching a tipping point – with Asian comedians boldly leading the way.  Comedy has the unique ability to bring audiences across racial barriers to come together and is the first genre to experience breakthroughs.  Asian comedians are beginning to get more leading and supporting roles in Hollywood, with increasing diversity in characters.  The internet has been crucial in the discovery and dissemination of new Asian comics, allowing some to cater entirely to Asian audiences and sustain a career.  The Asian comedians on this list range from the goofy, to the nerdy, to the intelligent and everything in between.  Some play to the mainstream, others to ethnic niches or both.  But they all have one thing in common: in an Asian American entertainment scene where the odds are stacked against you, the following ten comics have left their mark.

10.  Jo Koy

Asian connection: Jo Koy is half-Filipino and originally from Tacoma, Washington but started his career in Las Vegas.  He often touches on race, stereotypes, growing up with a Filipino mother and does various accents.

Jo Koy reminds you of your funny friend who always got told they should be a comedian, except that Jo actually followed the advice and became a star.  Armed with a frenetic physical style that reminds you of Dane Cook but with Carlos Mencia’s material, his ethnic jokes are definitely surface level (i.e. Asians can’t drive, Mexicans don’t have insurance) but are often based on solid observation (his bit on the questionable service at Chinese restaurants is on point).  The most notable thing about Koy’s act is its universal appeal – he makes fun of every single group and manages to do it without being offensive.

Final word: Jo Koy is the type of comedian who grows on you as you watch more of his material.  His act is nothing groundbreaking but he is a very solid comedian who could perform his act in front of both mainstream and Asian audiences without having to change a single joke.

Check out: Jo Koy – Performs at the Laugh Factory

9.  Kal Penn

Asian connection: Kal Penn is an Indian-American who is best known for his role as Kumar in the “Harold and Kumar” comedy movie series.  His ethnicity often plays a part in the joke but is rarely the punchline.  Ironically, his Indian accent impersonation is quite bad.

Kal Penn was the first Indian-American to play a major character on Hollywood screens.  Not a stand-up comedian but a comedic actor, Kal plays the sly frat-house-but-smart persona to perfection.  Kal’s strength is his ability to craft a hilarious but believable character that can transcend race without completely ignoring it.  Everyone knows somebody who acts like Kumar, which makes the character more hilarious – even if it’s the only one he ever plays.  Plus he gets points for putting a hold on his lucrative acting career to serve as part of the Obama Administration and also having taught a class at the Ivy League University of Pennsylvania.

Final word: Kal Penn reminds me of Ben Stiller.  He’s making audiences of every background laugh by playing a character that’s easy to relate to.

Check out: Kal Penn – Harold and Kumar: Weed

8.  Rex Navarette

Asian connection: Rex was originally born in the Philippines but raised in the Bay Area.  All of his jokes are geared towards a Filipino audience, often going in-depth into the culture, history, and of course – the Filipino accent.

Significance: Rex Navarette started his career in 1989 and was the first Asian comedian to ever sustain a career doing shows for a predominantly non-white audience.  In his many years on scene, Rex has become a legend in the Filipino community (while remaining relatively unknown outside of it) for his hilarious parodies of working-class citizens which are intended to educate as much as they were supposed to make you laugh.  Even those who are not Filipino can relate to the spot-on accents and 1st-generation immigrant characterizations.

Final word: Rex Naverette is the first Asian comedian who did comedy directly targeted for Asians and may be the only Asian comedian more popular in his motherland than in America.

Check out: Rex Naverette – SBC Packers

Read the rest of David’s Top 10 (including Aziz Ansari, Henry Cho, and Dat Phan) here.

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MJ: One Year Out

Posted in Awesomeness with tags , , , , , on June 25, 2010 by Cbruhs

In memoriam, a vid of an NYC subway sing-a-long and dance tribute to the King of Pop. This time last year I was running around the streets of Denver with Noms in disbelief — telling random passerby the sad news. One year later, I appreciate this spirit of celebration and for once, actually wish I was on the L train.

Who knew the L could inspire anything other than barfing in your mouth from the fumes of pretentiousness? Whee! — look how pleased white dude in the blue polo is (also – never seen so many non-white folks and uber hipsters on the L — geez there’s at least 5 of them, you guys!). RIP MJ.

via fourfour

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Friday Fuckery: Jersey Twilight

Posted in All Class, Friday Fuckery with tags , , , on June 25, 2010 by Cbruhs

I am unabashedly and unapologetically a fan of Jersey Shore. You can throw shade all you want, that shit is addicting. And now that summer is here, I plan to make my own personal pilgrimage to Seaside so I can feel like I’m living in a TV show and see how many blow-outs I can get my fingers caught in. Any joiners?

I will also admit that I made it through the first Twilight book, and although I hate everything about it and the travesty it’s made out of the vampire genre, I’ll gladly pay $15 to watch every movie in the theatre –  because between Taylor Lautner’s underage abs and the zealous commentary of rabid Twihards – that is great entertainment, my friends. And worth every penny.

So I’m pretty excited to re-post this delightful, synergistic mash-up of two pop culture boils on the ass of humanity. To get your weekend started off right. Friggin’ enjoy! xoxo,

C BRO-WOWW

via Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Happy Hour with CACF this Sunday!

Posted in All Class, Awesomeness, For Your Consideration, Happenins with tags , , , , on June 24, 2010 by Cbruhs

Hey kids! Why not celebrate the Lord’s Day and general FIFA madness with an open bar? Plus CACF’s Action Council is recruiting for next year — so come on through if you want to learn more about supporting advocacy for Asian American communities in NY, and get acquainted with current members such as myself. And Verlaine has the best ginger Bloody Marys and lychee martinis in town. Truth.

Interested in becoming more involved in the Asian Pacific American community?
The Coalition for Asian American Children and Families (CACF) Action Council invites you to a happy hour at:

Verlaine

110 Rivington @ Essex St
Sunday June 27th
5 to 8 pm
Open Bar from 5 to 6 pm!

Come learn more about the Action Council and how you can get involved. Meet members of the current Action Council and learn about our upcoming projects!

Questions: actioncouncil@cacf.org; www.cacf.org

The Action Council is a group of young professionals who support and raise awareness for CACF’s mission & goals.

CACF is the nation’s only pan-Asian children’s advocacy nonprofit organization. CACF aims to improve the health and well-being of Asian Pacific American children and families across New York City.

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Thai, Lao Who Gives A Shit? Buy My Sticky Rice Kit!

Posted in Appropriation, AUDACITY, Douchebaggary, white ppl booshit with tags , , , on June 23, 2010 by Cbruhs

It’s not hard to see why this one’s categorized under “Appropriation” and “White People Booshit”. The following was originally written by my buddy CubicleJOT on LiveLAOd. Take a gander at the original post and check out the rest of his kick-ass blog. And if you are so moved by the AUDACITY level of said booshit, leave a comment on “The Pope”‘s Youtube page. Take a swipe at his douchey shirt, too.

Cooking Sticky Rice – American Style

Bring out your knife and fork it’s time to eat sticky rice. Come again, knife and fork?  Yep you heard me, “knife and fork”.  According to this dude on Youtube going by the name, “The Pope”, he informs that he being from the west is weary of the hands that are sharing the same basket of rice with him so he has a solution, eat with a knife and fork or have your own individual basket of rice.

The Pope claims that he has been eating and cooking sticky rice for over 20 years and wants to bring sticky rice to the U.S. with his sticky rice kit,  which he has been promoting with the Youtube videos.  Being an opportunist he titles his video, “How to cook THAI sticky rice -American style.” When told that sticky rice is associated with Lao folk and not Thai he replies that the video tutorial is not a history lesson and that although he knows it’s Lao, not many people know where Laos is so he says it’s easier to categorize sticky rice as Thai food.

Message to the Pope.  If you have lived and traveled in Laos or Thailand, the first thing you will learn is that the culture is about sharing.  Food is always eaten family style, many dishes shared by everyone especially the sticky rice.  If you want to promote a product that you know is of Lao culture then give credit to that culture.  Also Pope, your rice cooking skills needs some work, for someone who has cooked sticky rice for over 20 years you still don’t know how to flip the sticky rice. Also Pope, sticky rice should never be eaten with a knife and fork. Message to all don’t ever go into a Lao home and ask for a knife and fork to eat your sticky rice unless you want that fork and knife to be shoved up your Hookee, (where the sun don’t shine).

*Support your local Lao grocery store where you can get all the products this dude is trying to sell.

liveLAOd,
CubicleJOT

UC Admissions Policy: FAIL!

Posted in For Your Consideration, please!, Point & Counterpoint with tags , , , , , on June 21, 2010 by Cbruhs

I wanted to re-post this article written in part by my esteemed colleague Henry Der, who has worked tirelessly around this issue. The article does a great job of laying out why their new “race-neutral” admissions policy will hurt the enrollment of students of color while increasing that of whites. UC officials are still pushing the admissions policy despite the evidence of three of their own simulation studies). You can also read the original article here.

UC’s New Policy on Freshman Admission — Moving in the Wrong Direction

New America Media, News Analysis, Henry Der, Ling Chi Wang, Vincent Pan, Posted: Apr 27, 2010

Background: Intent to Increase Student Diversity on UC Campuses

A diverse University of California (UC) student body, representative of the state’s high school graduates, has long been a goal embraced by many political, educational and community leaders. In spite of the challenges created by the passage of Proposition 209, over the past decade, the UC eligibility rate of African-American and Latino high school students has increased, due to their hard work — enrolling in required high school coursework and achieving the grades and test scores necessary for admission. Unquestionably more progress in the UC admission of underrepresented minority students is welcome and needed to secure a better future for their communities and the state as a whole.

To this end, several years ago the UC Academic Senate began the process to review and recommend changes to the current UC freshman eligibility and admissions policy, with the goal to increase student diversity at the nine UC undergraduate campuses. The Academic Senate’s intent was highly commendable. Unfortunately, the new policy the faculty members recommended and successfully persuaded the Board of Regents to adopt in February 2009 will turn back the clock on racial minority admission to UC, beginning with the fall 2012 entering class.

The new policy reduces the historic guarantee of freshman admission from the top 12.5 percent to 10 percent of California high school graduates. It also eliminates the requirement for freshman applicants to take the SAT Subject Tests that assess the mastery of specific academic subjects. As such, the test score portion of admission decisions will rely on an applicant’s performance on the aptitude-oriented SAT Reasoning Test (successor to the racially-biased SAT I test) and perpetuate test preparation by students whose families can afford it.

Simulation Studies: UC President and Faculty Members Blatantly Ignoring Study Results

In advance of the Regents’ February 2009 meeting, UC President Mark Yudof asked faculty members to come up with their “best estimate of [their] proposal’s impact on [student] diversity.” President Yudof’s request led to a simulation study, developed by the UC Office of the President (UCOP), of the effect of the faculty-recommended policy on freshman admission by race, had the policy been in effect for the fall 2007 entering class, based on California Postsecondary Education Commission (CPEC) data.

Presented at the Regents’ February 2009 meeting, simulation study results showed that the recommended policy would have had a negative impact on racial minority admission for the fall 2007 entering class. The percentage of Asian-Americans admittees would have dropped significantly, and that of Latinos would have declined too. The percentage of African-American admittees would have remained the same. In contrast, the percentage of white admittees would have increased significantly.

President Yudof and faculty members shockingly chose to ignore the results of their own simulation study, and instead vigorously pushed for approval of their recommendation to change the freshman eligibility and admission policy. They touted their recommendation to expand the number of freshman applicants, by as much as 30,000 students, entitled to have their applications reviewed but not guaranteed admission, creating the hope, but without any evidence, that student diversity would increase.

Appalled by the UC president and faculty members’ blatant disregard of the February 2009 study results, we met with UC officials to protest the lack of meaningful notice and outreach to affected communities during the development of the new policy. Because the February 2009 simulation study did not provide sufficient details, we requested, and UC officials agreed to conduct, a simulation study of the impact of the new policy for each UC undergraduate campus.

In November 2009 UC officials released the results of this second simulation study. Had the new policy been in effect for spring 2007 California public school graduates, the percentage of African-American and Asian-American admissions would have declined at eight of the nine UC campuses, and that of Latino admissions, at four campuses. The percentage of white admissions would have increased significantly at eight UC campuses. Systemwide, the number of African-American admittees would have dropped 27 percent; Asian Americans, 12 percent; and Latinos, 3 percent.

Faculty members who developed and recommended the new policy were displeased with, if not embarrassed by, the results of the November 2009 study. These faculty members then unilaterally decided, without the involvement of the UC Office of the President or dialogue with concerned community groups, to conduct a third simulation study to counter the results of the November 2009 study.

In January 2010, faculty members released the results of their simulation study. Whereas the November 2009 study was based on known student applicant behavior from CPEC data, the faculty-engineered simulation study arbitrarily suppressed the number of applicants from the expanded pool of 30,000 UC-eligible high school graduates, and in the process disproportionately reduced the number of UC-eligible white applicants competing for freshman admission.

With the release of their January 2010 study, the Academic Senate declared the new freshman eligibility and admission policy to have “race-neutral effects.” This declaration was wrong and wishful thinking on the part of faculty members involved with the development and promotion of the new policy. A close examination of the results of the January 2010 study itself indicates that, had the new policy been in place for the entering fall 2007 freshman class, the number of African-American and Asian-American admittees would have declined at eight of nine UC undergraduate campuses, and Latino admittees, at three of nine campuses. Systemwide, the number of African-American admittees would have dropped 13 percent, and Asian-American admittees, between 1 percent and 2 percent. These results do not support the faculty members’ claim of “race-neutral effects.” In terms of increased student diversity, the number of Latino admittees would have gained no ground.

Within the span of 12 months, UC has produced three simulation studies — the initial one in February 2009, a second in November 2009, and the third in January 2010 — to defend and garner support for the new freshman eligibility and admission policy. None, though, has shown the new policy will result in greater student diversity. Worse yet, each of the three simulation studies have indicated racial minority admission, especially African-American and Asian-American, will likely decline, and Latino admission will likely experience no increase.

In an unabashed, shameless effort to defend the new policy, UC officials and faculty members have taken the extraordinary step to question and disown the results of their own simulation studies. President Yudof and the Academic Senate now assert their own studies “may not accurately predict who will actually be admitted in 2012.” Yet in response to community objections raised about the new policy, an Academic Senate faculty leader has not hesitated to predict the new freshman eligibility and admission policy “will likely result in a significant increase in the number of African-American, Chicano-Latino and Southeast Asian enrollments,” without providing any data to support her claim.

In the possession of a vast amount of student applicant and high school data collected over the years, UC routinely conducts simulation studies for the purpose of developing and adopting new policies as they relate to admissions, financial aid, outreach and student support services. It is unprofessional and unconscionable for President Yudof and the Academic Senate to ignore and misrepresent the results of these three studies and the likelihood of harmful effects of the new policy on racial minority admission.

Exaggerated Claims About the “Fairness” and Benefits of the New Policy

When questioned about the new policy, Academic Senate leaders state the new freshman eligibility and admission policy is about “fairness,” giving more high-achieving students the chance to apply to UC and receive a full review of their applications. These leaders point out the current policy prevents UC from considering thousands of outstanding students with high GPAs and test scores because of a technical flaw in their record or a missing SAT test — chiefly, the SAT Subject Tests. These leaders charge that under the current policy, students with lower GPA and SAT scores are guaranteed admission at the expense of students with higher GPA and SAT scores simply because these higher-scoring students did not take the SAT Subject Tests.

The Academic Senate asserts under the new policy, academic standards will rise because higher-scoring students who have not taken the SAT Subject Tests will be considered for admission. The Academic Senate’s own January 2010 simulation study does not support such a claim. The mean GPA of high school graduates admitted to UC for the fall 2007 entering class was 3.72. The mean SAT Reasoning score of these admittees was 1752. Had the new policy been in effect for this fall 2007 entering class, the mean GPA of applicants, who would have been admitted because of the new policy but were not under the current policy, was 3.61, or 0.12 points lower. The mean SAT Reasoning score of these same admittees was 1644, or 108 points lower.

There is nothing fair about the new policy if it produces a less racially-diverse group of admittees and the academic achievement of these admittees is lower than that of admittees under the current policy. Based on 2007 data, 85 percent of high school students across all racial groups, in the expanded pool of UC-eligibles under the new policy, did not achieve a sufficiently high GPA that would be competitive for admission to most UC campuses under the current policy. The claim by the Academic Senate that the current policy penalizes large numbers of high-scoring high school graduates is without merit. In fact, the argument can be made that under the new policy, certain high school graduates from diverse racial backgrounds will be displaced in admissions by students with lower academic achievement.

UC Needs to Come Clean About the New Policy and Its Effects on Student Diversity

We call on President Yudof and Academic Senate to respect UC’s own simulation studies, be honest about study results and not draw conclusions that are not based on the data in these studies. It is unseemly for the Academic Senate to fish around, and then fail to find a simulation study that provides data-driven justification to support implementation of the new policy. All three studies indicate that, under the new policy, the admission of UC-eligible African-American and Asian-American applicants will be headed in the wrong direction, and that of UC-eligible Latinos, not gaining any new ground.
However attractive it may appear to be, opening the door for more high school applicants to apply and have their application reviewed does not mean that more racially diverse applicants will be admitted as freshman students. The Academic Senate has acknowledged reductions in freshman enrollment due to the state’s budgetary woes and the lack of outreach funding to target underrepresented racial minority students are significant challenges to improving student diversity on the UC campuses. None of the three simulation studies takes into account the ongoing reduction in student enrollment at UC. Had the three simulation studies done so, they would have shown a greater reduction in the admission of UC-eligible racial minority applicants under the new policy.

The time has come for President Yudof and the Academic Senate to transcend their arrogance and acknowledge the new freshman eligibility and admission policy will not increase student diversity on the nine UC undergraduate campuses. The UC Board of Regents needs to rescind the new policy as soon as possible. UC officials and faculty members need to begin the process of re-building public trust through meetings and discussions with concerned community members and groups about effective strategies to maintain and improve student diversity on the UC campuses. Absent taking these steps, President Yudof and the Academic Senate perpetuate their lack of credibility in developing and advancing fair policies that benefit the students, families and citizens of California.

Vincent Pan is executive director of Chinese for Affirmative Action, Ling Chi Wang is associate professor emeritus of ethnic studies, UC Berkeley, and Henry Der is a veteran civil rights activist.

Thanks Henry!

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Friday Fuckery: Noby Robot Baby

Posted in Friday Fuckery, Pooped my Draws, Science!, WTF?! with tags , , , , on June 18, 2010 by Cbruhs

Meet “Noby”: a robot baby created by researchers at the National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science & Technology in Japan to study child development.

photo by Yoshikazu Tsuno, Getty Images

Noby is short for nine-month-old-baby and roughly translates into “fodder for your night terrors”. With 600 sensors across its body, Noby can “see” and “feel” the world around “him”, and is designed to simulate the behavior and development of a real infant.

OK, yay for science, but seriously, that face is the best it could come up with? 600 sensors, and yet it looks like the glue-sniffin’ offspring of a Wink N’ Blink My Buddy doll and a paper maché Pinocchio. Sometimes you can be so disappointing, Science. Get back to me when you invent a baby friend that can fix me a dirty martini or slap on a pedicure.

via Buzzfeed

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