Friday Fuckery: Bruce is That You?

So — again, I’ve been making more trips to the comic book store by my office in the last few weeks than I care to admit (I don’t feel like being judged today). On my last visit I spotted this postcard by the cash register — which I was compelled by my DNA to pick up. On the back of the card, the image reads: “Bruce Lee.”

Wha?! Now I’m no esoteric archives expert, but that don’t look like no Bruce to me. The ‘stache, the stockier body build, um – THE FACE seem waaay off. Dear readers, can you help me out here?

Is this a case of mistaken All-Rook-Same identity, or maybe an obscure photo from “Bruce: The Chunky Years” collection? Let’s get to the bottom of this so I’ll know if I can go back to the store and act hella indignant and righteous while buying the second trade of Chew and back issues of ElfQuest. Ahem.

2 Responses to “Friday Fuckery: Bruce is That You?”

  1. AznHeartThrob Says:

    Not Bruce Lee! Or maybe. Probably. No. Yes. Definitely maybe.

  2. Let’s see.

    That guy in the picture is 1) Asian. 2). Doing martial arts.

    Ergo, he must be Bruce Lee!

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