The Cash Warren Complex
Another poor sap with outdated Warriors merchandise.
You see it all the time: walking down the street, at a cafe, in da club. The Cash Warren Complex. Simply put, its a hot girl with a boyfriend that is a tool, a douchebag, or just plain Fugly. There’s even an entire blog devoted to the phenomenon: hotchickswithdouchebags.com. Cause there’s only two answers any guy should reply with to the question, “Who’s good enough for Jessica Alba?”
1. No One.
2. Me.
Why am I writing this now? Well, a few Woody Allen films and a stroll through Brooklyn Heights reminded me of these type of douches. And I originally gave Cash Warren a grace period for being a Baron Davis/Warriors fan, (they played high school ball together at Crossroads in Santa Monica). But that ended 2 years ago, and now Davis is a Clipper… so the gloves are off.
June 6, 2009 at 8:40 am
I used to be a diehard Jess fan but then Cash “what the eff am i famous four” Warren happened and I left her behind.
I wrote a post on how my girl crush on her died out http://unknowntheartist.wordpress.com/2008/10/28/girl-crushes-dont-last-forever/
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