Archive for May, 2009

Jordon Nagai: The Voice of Russell in Pixar’s Up

Posted in Awesomeness, Uncategorized with tags , , , , on May 30, 2009 by aznheartthrob

Jordan Nagai and his Animated Counterpart. Click here for Pixar's Up Trailer.

Jordan Nagai and his animated counterpart, Russell. Click here for Pixar's Up Trailer.

Aside from the usual Pixar shout outs to East Bay landmarks surrounding the Emeryville animation studio (Spoiler Alert: click here to find out the Oakland institution that is mentioned in the movie), the movie basically guaranteed itself an Academy Award with an amazing storyline that made 1.5 of the BcB writers almost cry. We’re not talking a Bambi’s mom kind of Disney tearjerker (dude, I was 5, ok?), but it makes you wonder why Dreamworks and Disney itself even bother having animation studios that release 2nd and 3rd runner-ups to Pixar’s yearly Best Animated Feature Oscarworthy films. But the capper is this, the lead character, Russell, an adorable sure-to-be-available doll at your local Disney Store, is voiced by first time Asian American actor Jordan Nagai. This might explain the lack of the usual Disney round eyes on our hero Russell. 

 

Vigil for the Release of Detained Journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on May 30, 2009 by aznheartthrob

I recently attended the vigil for Laura Ling and Euna Ling, Current TV journalists being detained by North Korea. The vigil was held concurrently on May 21st in Chicago, Portland, Orlando, Los Angeles and in New York City at Rockefeller Center (where I was). At the vigil, Laura Ling’s cousin, Angie Wang, read excerpts from a letter that Laura was able to send to Lisa Ling, her sister. The video and texts are as follows, and came from the Lia Chang blog

When I first got here, I cried so much. Now, I cry less. I try very hard to think about positive things, but sometimes it is hard too. Some days I get to go outside and get some fresh air. In the early evening, I do some stretching. I also sit and meditate. I breathe deeply and think about positive things that have happened in the day. For example, I think “I’m lucky I made it through another day.” I’m lucky my family is working so hard to get me released. I’m thinking about you all constantly and how fortunate I am to have an amazing family. Stay strong and please take care of yourselves. That is my request. Know that I’m thinking of you and dreaming about being reunited with you all again.

All my love,

Laura

If you’d like to attend the next vigil, here’s more info (you can also join the Facebook page): 

On Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 6 cities across the country will host public vigils to bring awareness to their detainment. Through a grassroots effort on FACEBOOK, Candlelight vigils in NYC, DC, Birmingham, LA, and San Francisco are being organized in the name of justice, upholding the truth and freedom for Laura Ling and Euna Lee.  Bring a candle and come out to show your support.

DATE: Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

TIME: 6:00pm – 8:00pm

Washington Square Park (The Fountain)

5th Ave & Waverly Place

NYC

To volunteer or for more information, please email Danielle Chang atchangdanielle@yahoo.com.

Wolves vs Unicorns

Posted in Awesomeness, Bitch please! with tags , , , , , , on May 30, 2009 by aznheartthrob

It’s official, once you’ve gotten into the Washington Post because of a witty tongue in cheek review on Amazon and viral videos are circling the internets about your awesomeness, you have officially gone from ironic cool to played out status faster than Zachary Quinto can order up an iced double shot, no foam, orange infused textured soy milk cappuccino at Cafe Intelligentsia.

So now that the iconic ironic wolves sweatshirt has gone down the fashion drain (expect wolves sweatshirts to be clearanced out at Metropark and sold at your  local Millers Outpost, if you still got them), what’s next? My prediction: unicorns. Not to be mistaken with the Pegasus trend of the early 90′s, the unicorn will replace the wormhole void that the ironic wolf left in the Williamsburg and Echo Park communities.

Click on this legendary Unicorn to see why Unicorns p0wn all other animals.

Click on this legendary Unicorn to see why these mythical creatures p0wn all other animals.

So throw those things on eBay (it’s sooooo early 2009!) and let some poor sap in Kansas City impress his Flight of the Conchord season 1 DVD watching friends heading to a MGMT concert. And rock that unicorn v-neck that will make you look more futuristic than a pair of Kanye designed Nike LeBrons in NY Knicks Blue and Orange.

Thanks cbruhs for the videos. It was just the proof I needed to confirm the dominance of the unicorn over all other creatures, mythical or not.

Queen Bee Shivashankar

Posted in All Class, Awesomeness with tags , , on May 29, 2009 by Cbruhs

H-E-W-W-W-L-L-L-L-Z  Y-E-A-A-A-H-H-H-H to our new Spelling Bee Championess! Last night, 13-year-old Kavya Shivashankar of Kansas made immigrant parents everywhere proud and immigrant children feel under-accomplished by giving the Scripps National Spelling Bee a beat down with her words.

The winning word? La…Lud…Load…Laodicean! I thought that was some kinda Southeast AZN cutlery, but apparently it means: “indifferent, especially in religious matters”. That one will come in handy next time the Jehoves knock on your door.

I personally feel a little twinge in my gut whenever I hear the words “Spelling Bee”, as it reminds me of my own failings in life. My first and last attempt at SB glory was in the 2nd grade, and cut tragically short after the first round. I mis-spelled the word “friend”. True story. Oh, the irony.

But I feel better knowing that wee Kavya took the crown and $40K cold cash. Being recognized as the best speller on the planet must feel pretty delicious after a lifetime of dum-dums and A-holes spelling your name wrong. So sweet indeed. Downright delictibule…dilick, uh…daluct…dammit.

Friday Fuckery: Your Venn Weekend

Posted in Awesomeness, Friday Fuckery with tags , on May 29, 2009 by Cbruhs

My, what a simple yet elegant visual:

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courtesy of Buzzfeed and tannuyen.com

This is the kinda theory I can actually understand and apply to real life. Thanks 11th-grade maths class (shut it, I went to public skool). However, the “set” on the left could include a few more items, namely China, the Philippines, Korea and about 2,117 other Asian cultures. And of course the overlay of a 3rd circle: public disgrace.

A Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf in Viet Nam?!?

Posted in Bitch please! with tags , , , , , , , on May 29, 2009 by aznheartthrob

This electrical pole would never fly on the corner of Sunset and Fairfax...

This electrical pole would never fly on the corner of Sunset and Fairfax...

Really? You have 2 locations in SF, a handful in NYC and one on every corner in LA. You make me addicted to your damn Chai Tea and Black Forest dranks, but you open up stores in random places, inconsistenly. And now there are stores in Viet Nam? Who does your franchising? What (il)logical, tricoastal expansion plan does your CEO have? I’m not sure if I’m more mad that there’s an American franchise in Viet Nam selling Cafe Sua Da My that locals can’t afford or if I’m mad that I have to maneuver through the B-C-D-E-F-V-1 subway mess that is Greenwich Village to get coffee that Britney Spears has flown in daily during her tours. 

Thanks for the pic Steve. Glad you enjoyed VN!

Remembering Professor Ronald Takaki

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on May 27, 2009 by aznheartthrob

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Although I spent 6 years at Cal taking Ethnic Studies and AsAm classes and never had the pleasure of taking a class under Professor Ronald Takaki, his books, curriculum, and guest lecturing had a significant impact on me. The program is arguably the best Ethnic Studies program in the nation, and that is due largely to this man. Strangers from a Different Shore is required reading for most Asian American Studies programs in the nation, so its no surprise that the Professor’s teachings have gone past the hallowed walls of Barrows Hall… The last time I saw the man, I was walking from the west entrance of campus to the south entrance in 2003, and the man had three separate fans come up to get autographs on their textbooks. What an f’n badass. If only all schools could have an Ethnic Studies professor like Ron Takaki, because today, the Cal community mourns the loss of a great man. The following obituary piece is from Asian Week

It is with great sadness to announce that Professor Emeritus Ronald Takaki passed away on the evening of May 26th, 2009. He is survived by his wife, Carol Takaki, his three children Dana, Troy, and Todd Takaki, and his grandchildren.

Ron Takaki was one of the most preeminent scholars of our nation’s diversity, and considered “the father” of multicultural studies. As an academic, historian, ethnographer and author, his work helped dispel stereotypes of Asian Americans. In his study of multicultural people’s history in America, Takaki seeked to unite Americans, today and in the future, with each other and with the rest of the world.

He was a professor of Ethnic Studies at the University of California, Berkeley, where he taught over 20,000 students during 34 years of teaching.

Born in 1939, Professor Takaki was the grandson of immigrant Japanese plantation workers in Hawaii. He graduated from the College of Wooster, Ohio, in 1961. Six years later, after receiving his Ph.D. in American history from UC Berkeley, Takaki went to UCLA to teach its first Black history course.

As a Professor, Takaki hoped that his students would learn that skills of critical thinking and effective writing could be used in a revolutionary way. Epistemology, critical thinking, or in Takaki’s words “how do you know, you know, what you know about the America and the world you live in?” was a question Takaki posed to his students to challenge the way they looked at history, current policies, and even life.

In 1972, Professor Takaki returned to Berkeley to teach in the newly instituted Department of Ethnic Studies. His comparative approach to the study of race and ethnicity provided the conceptual framework for the B.A. program and the Ph.D. program in Comparative Ethnic Studies as well as for the university’s multicultural requirement for graduation, known as the American Cultures Requirement.

The Berkeley faculty has honored Professor Takaki with a Distinguished Teaching Award.

Takaki has lectured in Japan, Russia, Armenia, New Zealand, the Netherlands, Austria, and South Africa.

He has debated Nathan Glazer and Arthur Schlesinger, Jr. on issues such as affirmative action and multicultural education.

Takaki is a fellow of the Society of American Historians; its executive secretary, Mark Carnes stated that Takaki “has re-shaped American history.”

In 1997, Professor Takaki helped President Bill Clinton write his major speech on race, “One America in the 21st Century.”

Professor Takaki was the author of 12 books. Iron Cages: Race and Culture in 19th Century America has been critically acclaimed. Strangers from a Different Shore: A History of Asian Americans has been selected by the San Francisco Chronicle as one of the best 100 non-fiction books of the 20th century, and A Different Mirror: A History of Multicultural America is read on college campuses across the country and has over half a million copies in print.

AsianWeek will be running a series of articles on honoring and remembering Ronald Takaki on AsianWeek.com. If you would like to contribute with written pieces, pictures, or videos, feel free to contact Beleza Chan at belezachan@gmail.com.

Kumbay-Aw Hell No

Posted in All Class, Bitch please!, booshit, Creeptastic, Douchebaggary, fucktards, WTF?! with tags , , , , , on May 26, 2009 by Cbruhs

As a multiracial person and reasonable human being, I theoretically have nothing against folks of different races goin’ half on a baby. Sometimes it can be a positive thing that helps challenge long-held stereotypes and social constructs about race. Unless it’s motivated by sentiments like this:

1. I love half asian people. They are incredibly beautiful, and I’m excited as an Asian woman dating a white man to one day produce one of these beautiful creatures.

This heartwarming tidbit was the first entry on a new blog called PostMimi, where Asian Americans are invited to submit their anonymous secrets, or “mimis.” Apparently this chick’s Ancient Chinese Mimi is her desire to breed out the brown and make it right with White.  

Mama loves yooo! More specifically, Momma loves your big, blue, round eyes. Goochie goo!

Mama loves yooo! More specifically, Mama loves your big, blue, roundeyes. Goochie goo!

Anyone who fantasizes about procreating with white people for the purpose of “producing” mixed children, or fetishizes their kids because they’re half Caucasian, is sportin some serious internalized racism. Obviously white/part white does not intrinsically = better/more beautiful (hellooo Eugenics!), but some people believe this so deeply that they design their lives around it.

And sorry to burst your post-race bubble, but  just because you made offspring with a white sperm/egg doesn’t mean you’re building bridges towards a glorious glittery racially harmonious world of rainbow-colored centaurs. In situations like the above, interracial relationships and the kids they “produce” aren’t a sign of progressing beyond racism, but just another manifestation of racism.  I feel most badly for the kids that are objectified by their own parents because of their “breeding”, as in calling your child a “creature” like it’s some sort of exotic dog.

I can’t even count how many times women I just met have unleashed their racial reveries upon me, goin’ on about how they always wanted mixed kids and how they’re gonna be soooo CA-YOOOTE (translation: less Asian-looking), expecting that my phenotype means I’m gonna hi-five them or something for their desire to dive headlong into a different gene pool.   

P.S. My feelings also extend to the “hapa-chasers” out there, or whatever you’re calling yourselves nowadays. File that one under ”hella creepy shit” too.

F*&K YOU Prop h8′ers Supporters!

Posted in Bitch, Uncategorized, WTF?! with tags , , , , on May 26, 2009 by sherdizzle

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I’m back from being MIA from the blogosphere and I’m bitchier than ever. Why?

So today the CA Supreme Court decided to uphold the modern day Plessy v. Ferguson case, enabling the separate but equal manifesto to deny same sex couples the right to legally define their union as ‘marriage’. This is the same court that declared only a year ago that defining marriage as a union between a man and a woman in the CA constitution discriminates against one’s right to choose a spouse based on sexual orientation. In a 6 to 1 vote today, the CA Supreme Court decided that prop h8red does not qualitatively revise the state constitution and therefore, does not deny a minority group their constitutional rights since same sex partnerships are given the same domestic rights as non same sex couples. In that same breath, the judges allowed the 18,000 marriages prior to Nov 5, 2008 to maintain its legal recognition. WTF is all that suppose to mean? It means that once again, the separation of church and state is a bunch of bullshit. We all know this whole anti gay marriage campaign was driven by religious bible humping imbeciles that want to impose their holier than thou way of living onto everyone else. Before AZNheartthrob warns me that I’m booking a one way ticket to hell right now, I should clarify that no, I’m not dissing mormonism, christianity or any other religion. All I’m saying  to those religious freaks out there that likes to skew their guiding principles of life to enable them to live however they please, while judging others outside those principles, is GET OVER YOURSELF! However YOU want to define marriage then let that dictate your life, not anyone else’s. Don’t deny someone’s civil rights so that it conforms with your religious beliefs.  The laws and constitution that governs this state and country should not be defined by a bunch of crazies who think that they know what’s best for the masses of people. Additionally, this whole idea that God hates gays and the bible says so is BULLSHIT. Your precious bible was written hundreds of years after your lord and savior died, so unless He texted messaged you, wrote a wall post on your facebook or twittered that He hates gays, I have a hard time believing the validity that God hates gays. As a matter of fact, I bet you He’s booking your one way ticket to hell for judging and denying ALL of His children their legal rights. Yea, I said it, you proponents of prop 8, YOU’RE going to hell.

Why the need to legally define marriage for same sex couples under the constitution? It’s a matter of principle, human decency and legitimacy into this white heterosexual male dominated society that’s been built on years of inequality, racism, classism, sexism, homophobia, slavery, need i go on? The fact that our laws and policies can be inclusive of all people will help to shape the future outlook of our society. We’ve all grown up knowing that hate and ignorance has caused wars at home and abroad, so at any point that we can take a step towards breaking down those walls of ignorance we should grab hold of those opportunities. Prop 8 has challenged our ability to break down that wall of ignorance and hate against the LGTBQ community.  To have our constitution acknowledge that marriage SHOULD be defined as a legal union between ALL peoples, regardless of race, ethnicity, religion, creed or sexual orientation allows our future generations to grow up in a society that validates, accepts and honors all peoples. Lord knows we don’t need anymore hatred or ignorance in this world.

To all the proponents of Prop 8, see you in 2010 bitches.

The OC Register Just Ruined DV3

Posted in Uncategorized, Bitch please! with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on May 23, 2009 by aznheartthrob

I curse you Deepa Bharath. You just ruined the third greatest thing about OC. You actually wrote about the bikini cafes in Westminister and introduced The OC (Newport Beach) to life in Qua Cam (Costa Mesa/Westminister/Garden Grove).

You know how hard it is to NOT stare at her boobs in a situation like this? Its like looking straight ahead while driving past a car accident on the freeway. Except instead of a car accident, you're ignoring BOOBS.

You know how hard it is to NOT stare at her boobs in a situation like this? Its like looking straight ahead while driving past a car accident on the freeway. A car accident between a truck filled with boobs and another truck filled with more boobs.

I admit, I’ve only been to Café Di Vang III a few times (when in Rome, I say), but I’ve been there long enough to know that DV3 (as the locals call it) does not and should not have any non-Vietnamese patrons. Really, its already bad enough the ladies are walking around in clear heels and bits of spandex barely covering their Fredericks of Hollywood womens’ unmentionables (as one waitress admitted). But now these places are gonna be inundated with the My Trang’s that have been eating up shitty NY banh mi and making the lines at crawfish joints unreasonably long. And you know what that means, creepy white guys sitting at the tables staring at hot Viet ass will replace the shy Vietnamese guys that go there to watch a game, drink coffee, and chill with friends. Seriously, creeping out the females is the 4th thing on their mind, but you can be damn sure Chad O’Flannery will make the creep factor his number one goal from the start of his cafe su da till the end of the Lakers game. 

I can only hope that the White man gets too scared off by all the Vietnamese old timers that will surely dog them when they walk in this weekend. And I pray no one catches wind of The Green Girl Saloon where some genius replaced coffee with beers and spirits (the owner should win a Nobel Peace Prize). Cause that spot is pretty much where my cousins gather after weddings, funerals, and uhh, Fridays.

Thanks to Theo for the link. I owe you an $8 cafe su da at DV 1-3.

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