I’m Just Sayin’

This is, hands down, the best urban dictionary worthy term we got today. Its the modern day street version of “with all due respect”, but the genius lies in the fact that “I’m just sayin’” FOLLOWS the offending message. Do you see the genius? Before, you would have this exchange:

“With all due respect, your face is ugly”

Which would require that you KNOW the message you were stating was offensive PRIOR to saying it. With “I’m just sayin”, you can go on and on and fuck a person up, and halfway through (or even at the very end) you can finish up with “I’m just sayin’” if you think you’ll offend:

“Seriously dude, your face, your body, the way you talk, your friends, your mama. They all whack. Like, seriously, re-re, short bus, recess starting 5 minutes after the real kids’ recess ended, RETARDED (this is when you realize you’re being offensive). Yea man. You are. I’m just sayin’.

And that’s it! No longer offensive! Its actually a form of encouragement, or a critique towards an aspect of your friend’s face/mom/form of dress that you would like to improve! But use it wisely. Cause you’re gonna get your ass kicked if the subject you’re dissing is an idiot. I’m just sayin’.

One Response to “I’m Just Sayin’”

  1. [...] when are you bitches (or is the proper term bitchers?) coming out to Portland?  I’m just sayin’.  (And yes, that’s totally a joke.  Love the [...]

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