Bobby T’s Shiny Junk

You don't wanna look but you can't help it. Kinda like a car accident.

You don't wanna look but you can't help it. Like a car accident.

Oh. My. I was just temporarily blinded by the “luxurious” and always subtle VA Bobby Trendy.  The chihuahua’s cheerless gaze really says it all. Like how despite all the BA-ling, the eye is immediately drawn to the self-anointed “most famous designer in the world”‘s Exxon oil spillish crotchal situation. I’m right there with you, dawg. And in the next pic, a little side-eye shows poochie’s thrill at being strapped into a designer stroller that looks like an old Chinese lady’s tore up laundry bag. 

Play it cool, just be cool. Pretend you're not with him.

Play it cool, just be cool. Pretend you're not with this guy.

And is it just me, or are BT and Posh Spice looking more and more alike?  They must be swappin threads, or at least heels. Welp folks, that’s FASH-ON! But seriously, how does Bobby see through those? And, where might one find some for purchase? I need one for my um, friend.

2 Responses to “Bobby T’s Shiny Junk”

  1. Your asian mom Says:

    oh gawd, the same bobby trendy that claims that he “used to be vietnamese, but now i’m white?” traaagiiiiic

  2. aznheartthrob Says:

    So what exactly DOES he do? Cause the Pap’s aren’t taking pics of him, they’re sorta just standing near him…

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