Inaugurawesome!
-Chucked my Chucks at the “Give Bush the Boot” blow-up doll. All kiddies should throw tied pairs over the Bush schnozz as an alternative to telephone wires.
-Made party banter with the man himself:
What's that you say B?
Ah! Your Commander-in-Chief wit slays me! Sssssnap!
My bad 'bout that farty smell, B. Totally me. Lactose intolerance can be awkward.
-Look! We even have the same glasses! We were made for each other.
Although Obama's prescription is not a -11.
-Sleeping on a floor with seven people, to rise at the rump crack of dawn and march with millions to the National Mall.
-Favorite comments overheard in the peanut gallery: “Party time!” and “Are those the slut twins?” when the Bush girls came out. Also…”OOH Rahm Emanuel! Mmm! Obama sure did give us somethin good to look at for the next four years!”…”Joe Lieberman- that’s the traitor! We know about politics!”
-Deafening cheers and claps of gloved hands sounding like thunder for Reverend Lowery’s perfect wrap-up: Lord…we ask you to help us work for that day when black will not be asked to get in back, when brown can stick around, when yellow can be mellow, when the red man can stick around, man, and when white will embrace what is right. The good Rev. brung it, and he brung it old school.
-Leaving the Mall with mobs of people, I hear “there it goes!” and look up just in time to see Bush’s helicopter lift off from the Capitol Building to the White House…for the last time. Forever and ever, amen.
Na na na na-hey hey hey-goodbyeeee
It’s a celebration Bicoastal Bitches!
January 23, 2009 at 12:03 am
-11? damn, i coulda used your glasses as binoculars to spot you in the crowd.
January 23, 2009 at 1:51 pm
halarious girl…..i love it!!!!!!!!!
obama doesn’t care about you not being able to digest milk enzymes..
i loved it! “slut twins” — its fucked up but those girls just look stupid… i guess its completely genetic.
January 23, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Its true. Her fart stanks. She made us hotbox our car when she farted.
January 24, 2009 at 6:57 am
cuz you forced me to drink a milkshake whenever we passed by an Arby’s. I think you secretly enjoy it, you sick f*ck.
January 25, 2009 at 8:58 am
Recently at a bar in DC:
aZn: What do you want to drink?
Bruh: Hmmmm.
aZn: A white russian? Cause you’re a lac-toad!
Bruh: Sure.
aZn: Wait. What? But you’re lactose intolerant?
Bruh: Whatever.
aZn: But we’re driving home in 30 minutes
Bruh: I don’t care.
aZn: Damn. *orders white russian*
Bruh: *gulp*…………… *pssshhhh* ….. *ahhhhh*
December 28, 2009 at 2:53 pm
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